Hammy Tammed

The act of getting belligerently drunk within 30 minutes after the first drink.

"Dude, it took her 12 minutes to go from sober to completely smashed. This girl knows how to get hammy tammed."

by Rusty & Joe August 23, 2011

Hammy the ham

The most perfect person ever. Chwis simps for her.

I simp for hammy the ham

by yuhyuhariola June 30, 2021

hammy clit

an abnormal sized clitoris, usually too large

When Jason's mom pulled down her underwear I noticed she had a hammy clit.

by david12340 May 16, 2009

hammy fanny

when the vaginal lips hang loose from the camel toe like two slices of ham

you've got a right loose hammy fanny

by offoluke January 17, 2009

hammy bananies

When something is way too hammy for your bananies.

Man her tits were Hammy Bananies.

Those White Supremacists were Hammy Bananies!

by Scooter Ce September 1, 2017

Hammy Jammy

When you shove all five fingers at once rapidly in or out of a vagina.

I gave my girlfriend a hammy jammy in the back seat of my car

by Houfyu December 31, 2018

Hammy whore

A guy who attends a Hammonton school district and is an ass whole to a nice and kind girl

Girl you don’t need him he’s a hammy whore

by G.c.m May 8, 2019