Pulling a Gilbert

When you watch the newest shows and movies and spoil them for your friends and coworkers on numerous occasions.

Gilbert: Hey man, that episode of popular show last night was crazy!

Me: I didn't see..
Gilbert: That part where spoiler spoiler spoiler
Me: Dude I didn't see it!
Gilbert: spoiler spoiler spoiler
ME: Quit Pulling a Gilbert!

by __untucked_sack__ October 26, 2017

mikey gilbert

He is a chill person and easy to talk to once u fall in love with him there's no going back he is a player until he meets the right girl Which is most likely named Gabriela he is a very funny person and will make u laugh even when u don't want to he is just over the top an amazing guy

I feel like a mikey Gilbert today

by .12/5/16. August 31, 2017

Dirty gilbert

When you antique a fat chick then A homeless dude has sex and cums in her neck rolls and it looks like a leaking Boston cream donut

Dude! I can’t believe you gave that 5 dollar hooker a dirty Gilbert.... hey I just got a hankering for donuts wanna grab some

by Dirty Gilbert April 23, 2020

gilbert syndrome

Condition in which sufferers develop an over inflated ego, thinking they are the best at everything. Also their sense of humour fails, meaning they think everything is funny, no matter how pathetic or juvenile.

"Be careful hes got gilbert syndrome"

by dgccfc April 19, 2005

Lousy Gilbert

anytime your hittin it doggystyle and the smell of the females anus floats up to your nose.

I was having the best sex of my life last night until i was Lousy Gilberted.

by gilbertsgrape1 August 21, 2006

gilbert blythe

the sweetest and cutest boy you could meet. he is also smart, strong, hardworking, willing to help at all times, brave, and accepting of everyone and everything. When he likes you, he’ll try to always get your attention, offer you fruits from his orchard, stare at you a lot with a sweet smile, open doors for you, save you from bullies. He’s the type who will purposely let you win in spelling contests, then gives you a dictionary for Christmas. He is very sassy and funny. He has the most precious smile, that will just melt your heart.

Gilbert Blythe is all I can think about.

by Shmart dude August 08, 2018

Amazing Gilbert

When you take a Filthy Shit in your hand and then immediately jam the monstrous turd directly back up your ass-hole

Amazing Gilbert shit in his hand and fucking jammed it back up his ass!!! It was fucking amazing!!!

by Dirty-Tron June 25, 2010