gaydar

the ability to point out a homosexual

dude! my gardar's going off
watch out, i'm picking up a reading on my gaydar

by Oilersrule May 17, 2007

Gastard

A Gastard is a fart that no one claims. It is a concatenation of "gas" and "bastard". A fatherless fart.

"Oooooh!" exclaimed Alex. "Who fathered that bomb?" Not me's ring out from the crowd. "It is a stinky gastard!"

by CaptJTKirk August 27, 2009

gayware

See spyware, adware. A program that when installed (usually without the user knowing) onto your PC that basically tracks what you do on your PC and then forwards that information to some faggot.

Do you have Emule?

No, why? Does it have any gayware?

by Jim September 4, 2004

gaytrain

when a bunch of gay guys stick it up each others asses creating a train like formation....

"I wanna be the kaboose!!"

by J Dizzle January 15, 2004

Gaytard

An insult used to make fun of people who are gay whilst at the same time, calling them a retard. The subject of the word doesn't have to actually be gay as it just uses the word "gay" being an insult, not what it actually means.

Dan why did you steal my pencil you're such a gaytard!

by Big duck called dave December 17, 2019

gayzark

The act of masturbation to climax while defecating. Experience suggests getting one 90% rubbed out, pausing to drop the deuce, pinching it off half way, then downloading the knuckle children.

Circa UT 2003

Matt was no homo, but curiosity got the better of him, he settled for a gayzark to see what he was missing.

by big.c.2003 June 6, 2011

Gastarius

A mix between Darius in League of Legends and Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
If a player plays Gastarius he MUST sing the Gaston-song from the movie.

I think I will play Gastarius today.

by Neomancer712 March 17, 2013