fucktion

A function that's totally fucking your maths.

(In reference to a page of mathematical derivations)
This is impossible! This fucktion is ruining my shit!

by PhysicsProcrastibator October 26, 2010

fucktify

To complicate or overcomplicate such that the actual act, issue or reference is obscured beyond necessity or understanding.

Why did you fucking script and photoshop and imageready and fucktify everything on that site?

by nrs January 28, 2005

science fucktion

science fucktion (sy ents fuk shun) NOUN. A genre of writing that describes advanced technologies and explicit sex acts, usually with aliens, monsters, robots or heavily modified humans.

My favorite science fucktion story is "Transvestite Robot Hookers from Mars." I think it was based on The Bible.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

FUCKSTICK..........

a man or woman from any race who is an irritating piece of shit.

"knock it off you little FUCKSTICK.........."

by thevictor13 September 25, 2008

fuckwich

1. Simply a deregatory name to call your dumbass friend when he does something retarded.

or 2. M-M-F threesome.

1. "Nice going, fuckwich".
2. "I wanna make a fuckwich out of xxxx and xxxx".

by Ciarra August 3, 2005

Skinny Headed Fuckstick

Derrogatory term: A small headed and extremely stupid fuckstick or one that fits better into the anal cavity.When someone is so stupid that no other term would lend homage to the level of stupidity.

We can't get anything accomplished because Landon is a "Skinny Headed Fuckstick".

by Brown Cocksmoker August 10, 2007

fucktify

Means simply 'I do not'

Person 1: "Hey, who was that?"
Person 2: "Fucktify know."

by Figleaf23 July 19, 2007