flartus

Flartus is a word used to define the kind of person who likes to wear pieces of clothing that makes them look ridiculous but they try and pull it off as cool.

''Hey, look at that guy over there who is wearing that stupid net thing as a glove, he's so freakin' flartus man!!"

by KempleNarin March 13, 2009

farmtool

Prostitute, Whore, Hooker, Tramp, Slut, Ho, etc

Damn she's sucha farmtool she can go to that shed and fuck her hoe's.

by delishicious December 3, 2009

flart

The stench a plant gives off when it's dying, or the bad smell some plants give off, like Rafflesia, to attract pollinators. From FLower + fART.

I hate getting bouquet flowers---you can't keep 'em for long. After a few days, the whole house stinks from bouquet flart. Cut flowers don't have any roots, so you can't save 'em by putting 'em in a pot with soil!

by pentozali October 12, 2010

Flarmbeyed

Punching someone in the face right before they take a bite out of a sandwich.

*Guy is about to take a bite out of a sandwich* *guy runs up and punches him in the face* "Dude you just got flarmbeyed!!!"

by Beloved Noodlebuster October 30, 2011

Flartcenta

To expel intestinal gas through the anus after a giant poo. Like one expels a placenta after childbirth.

Oh man.. I feel so good after I do my

~~
-What was that?
--Oh, just my daily flartcenta

by Flartcenta January 5, 2017

Flart

To have a fart that smells very bad or very good.

I flarted at school today!

by Da Fishtuber January 17, 2017

Flarting

The act of using flatulence to flirt.

Tom ripped a big fart under the sheets, then looked shyly over towards Amber. Amber looked deep into his eyes and then let a tiny squeak seep out in the form of a fart. Now Tom realized she was flarting with him.

by Penguin Pig May 2, 2017