Flarmt 

A flarmt is a flaming fart. Before you let one 'rip' you put a lit match somewhere around the rim of your butt. Then you try to catch it in a bottle once the fart becomes a flame. You can save the flarmt for later or you can smell/inhale it right away.

"Hey Tom"
"Sup Bill?"
"Not much"
"Cool, what do you want to do today?"
"I dont know, want to catch some flarmts?"
"Ya, I will go get a bottle"

Flarmt by AlexTheClown47 March 14, 2010

Flarmies 

Flabby upper arms... Flarmies

She was attractive in general but had these flabby upper arms... If she worked out she might be able to get rid of those flarmies.

Flarmies by mrbeachguy July 29, 2009

FLARMS 

The fat and jiggly arms of an obese person when wearing a tank top, tank dress, or sleeve-less shirt.

The fat lady flailed her FLARMS when her team scored a touchdown.

FLARMS by Eddie Monahan May 31, 2007

Flart 

The savior of /gif/

YLYL THREAD #23987: NO FLART OR TIKTOK BULLSHIT

Flart by l3tr0ll December 4, 2022

Flip Flart 

It's a flip flop fart. When your sweaty feet slide on your flip flop.

Flip Flart is similar in sound to a shart.

Flip Flart by feeling left out August 19, 2013

farmtrician

Farm-trician

A professional who is able to design blueprints and diagrams while troubleshooting and diagnosing electrical problems in barns .

Capable of building just about anything for animals.

Performs preventative maintenance to avoid operational failures of electrical systems for farming related needs. Installs electrical wiring and gadgets in barns they build .

Assembles electrical parts and test fixtures and components that provide electricity to related instruments that best serve animals .

A farmtrician often has passionate and high standard for animals well being and feels most at home in a barn. He often behaves as if he was born in a barn.

One who has the goal of living off grid while working as an electrician .

A farmtrician is ofren dedicated to their work and work long hours, day and night . They don’t take holidays.

One who is talented at festive decorative lighting, particularly on barns.

“ You can tell a farmtrician lives there , there are Christmas lights on the barn and specifically for the animals to see .”

“That there malfunction needs a farmtrician “ ( in response to anything farm related ).

farmtrician by Peacock Princess March 23, 2019

flartle 

To disturb or startle someone or something after emitting an excessively loud fart.

Donna was unable to fall asleep after being flartled by her husband.

flartle by Dryhopping November 8, 2012