A flarmt is a flaming fart. Before you let one 'rip' you put a lit match somewhere around the rim of your butt. Then you try to catch it in a bottle once the fart becomes a flame. You can save the flarmt for later or you can smell/inhale it right away.
"Hey Tom"
"Sup Bill?"
"Not much"
"Cool, what do you want to do today?"
"I dont know, want to catch some flarmts?"
"Ya, I will go get a bottle"
"Sup Bill?"
"Not much"
"Cool, what do you want to do today?"
"I dont know, want to catch some flarmts?"
"Ya, I will go get a bottle"
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A professional who is able to design blueprints and diagrams while troubleshooting and diagnosing electrical problems in barns .
Capable of building just about anything for animals.
Performs preventative maintenance to avoid operational failures of electrical systems for farming related needs. Installs electrical wiring and gadgets in barns they build .
Assembles electrical parts and test fixtures and components that provide electricity to related instruments that best serve animals .
A farmtrician often has passionate and high standard for animals well being and feels most at home in a barn. He often behaves as if he was born in a barn.
One who has the goal of living off grid while working as an electrician .
A farmtrician is ofren dedicated to their work and work long hours, day and night . They don’t take holidays.
One who is talented at festive decorative lighting, particularly on barns.
A professional who is able to design blueprints and diagrams while troubleshooting and diagnosing electrical problems in barns .
Capable of building just about anything for animals.
Performs preventative maintenance to avoid operational failures of electrical systems for farming related needs. Installs electrical wiring and gadgets in barns they build .
Assembles electrical parts and test fixtures and components that provide electricity to related instruments that best serve animals .
A farmtrician often has passionate and high standard for animals well being and feels most at home in a barn. He often behaves as if he was born in a barn.
One who has the goal of living off grid while working as an electrician .
A farmtrician is ofren dedicated to their work and work long hours, day and night . They don’t take holidays.
One who is talented at festive decorative lighting, particularly on barns.
“ You can tell a farmtrician lives there , there are Christmas lights on the barn and specifically for the animals to see .”
“That there malfunction needs a farmtrician “ ( in response to anything farm related ).
“That there malfunction needs a farmtrician “ ( in response to anything farm related ).
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