Schrödinger's feminism

Schrödinger's feminism is a type of feminism that has a hypocritical double standard. In it, anything in the world where men have dominance is declared proof of an oppressive tyrannical patriarchy, whereas places where women have dominance (education) is seen as proof that men are inferior. Likewise, men's failures are laughed at while women's successes are applauded. Men's struggles are dismissed as their own fault or even something they deserve. Male led societies are evil while female led societies are justified. Notable purveyors of this ideology include Liza Mundy and Hanna Rosin, and to a small extent also Elizabeth Badinter.

Friend 1: I really feel like my gender studies class is super biased. They claim that men running things is evil but at the same time if women were atop the hierarchy it would be justified when things are reversed.

Friend 2: Schrödinger's feminism is basically what your gender studies class is indoctrinating you guys with. It's hypocrisy at the highest level.

by PeterGriffindorVoxMan July 11, 2023

feminist personality disorder

Feminist Personality Disorder is a pervasive sociopathic, cognitive disorder caused by the bitter concepts of "third-wave feminism". These concepts compel the sufferer to uncritically adopt ideas and values that heavily favor emotion at the expense of reason, logic, and good manners. The sufferer then proceeds to make statements and declarations that cannot stand up to the least bit of scientific evidence, nor logical scrutiny. When examined critically, statements made by feminists range from distortions of fact, to outright lies.

The danger to society is that sufferers of feminism labor under the delusion that government should be used as a tool to correct the imagined ills of society.

Outbursts of this type feminism can take many forms, ranging from deceptively cheerful to violent rage.

Anita thinks that criticism of her ideas is the same as harassment because she has feminist personality disorder.

by Nigel Spellright September 10, 2016

Feminists against trolls

A discord server that 'claims' to be for feminism but is actually just a bunch of idiots that think all men should die, animal crossing is as bad as hitler (they did actually say that) and it's ok to be racist.

Feminists against trolls is a shit discord server

by Joe Smith 2nd February 15, 2023

Toxic Feminist

Hates men, is disrespectful, thinks men are the fault for everything, always blames men for everything. Genuinely sexist.

Doesn’t understand a joke, and says “I hate men” in response to everything.

“Oh Isabel? She’s such a toxic feminist”

by Lovingcactuses April 18, 2020

feminista

A modern feminist. One that shows traits belonging to nu and old school feminist thought while exhibiting a hipster-like fashion consciousness that was not present in the last generation of feminists.

She is such a feminista.

by iamthewriter January 20, 2005

VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE

a vast and plentiful array of the fairer sex in one given place. An assemblage of hot-looking chicks at a given locale.

When cruising through the mall today, it was definitely a veritable smorgasbord of feminine pulchritude.

by weave September 7, 2003

Feminism

Feminism is a word that means equal rights for women. Technically, most feminists should actually be called humanists. I'll ignore that since it was, and to some extent still is an important movement. Way back in the day, life was pretty damn bad for women everywhere. No vote, no driving, you know about that stuff anyway. Eventually, much of the inequality dissappeared, thanks to the hard wark of early feminism. Sadly some still persist to this day. Fortunately, most people accept that such social changes are bound to be gradual, and eventually, true equality will exist. This is the type of world that everyone should strive to live in, not just feminists. But alas, in more recent times, there has been a growing movement of "militant feminism". This is alternatively known as female chauvenism, and feminazism. These people often demand MORE rights than men have, usually by arguing that they are superior to men and blame men for everything. Yes men started wars. Are you saying that women wouldn't have? Hilary Clinton supported the Iraq war. Margeret Thatcher sent troops to the Falklands. To propagate such a view on men is a sexist view you chauvenist pig-bitch. Such a view is not part of feminism, or at least it's original usage of the word. These people are betraying the women who fought for their rights. Possibly the worst part about them is that they are either the prevalent female authors and commenters for feminism on urban dictionary, or that these women are denying the existence female sexism that has taken seed among the femism movement. I've talked to these people. In real life. Not on the net. They DO exist.

Feminist of the militant variety(Yes, she actually said this):"It's not fair to generalise women, men allways do that" and "men shouldn't have any say in abortion"

Me:"I'd say TITS OR GTFO, but you're pretty damn fuck-fugly)

Feminism gets a bad name because of these asshats

by N00bKannon June 14, 2008