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the elder swear

What Dumbledoor says to Ron, Hermione,and Harry in the Potter Puppet Pals in the Wizard Swears episode.
The elder swear you must never repeat it to any one.
by Potter Fan 515 September 2, 2016
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dirty elmer

When your upset your girl denies sex so you cum on her eyes when she's sleeping and she has a hard time opening them in the morning.
My wife said I won't get any for a week so I gave her a dirty elmer.
by Prof_X May 3, 2017
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ellerbe

A meth town in rural North Carolina run by prostitutes and inbred bumpkins.
Ex. Ellerbe is the taint of the South.
by strippers4life July 9, 2014
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elder god

The above definitions are incorrect.

The Elder Gods are an Ancient Stellar Race of Beings that dwelt in supreme darkness in a time long since forgotten, a time before there was ever Light. The Ancient Ones were the rulers of this darkness. Then came such a time that The Elder Gods stood up against the evil Ancient Ones and thus a Great and Terrific War was fought in the Heavens.

The Great God Marduk, Begotten of Our Master Enki, Ruler of the Seas; Marduk, who is Lord of Lords and Master of Magicians, Fashioner of The Magic Name, The Magic Shape, The Magic Number and The Magic Word, was given Fifty Weapons and Fifty Powers with which to fight The Ancient Ones. These Powers are the remaining, unmentioned Names of The Elder Gods.

During The Great War, the awful God Tiamat, The Writhing Serpent, was slain by Marduk and thrown down into Absu, The Abyss, there to be forever kept, save when a magician of the blackest of arts is skillful enough to rouse The Ancient Ones and The Serpent of the Deep, Cthulhu, and open The Gates to The Outside and allow Them that dwell Therein entry into Our World.

And from the fluids of Tiamat were The Heavens and The Earth created as well as The Stars.

Also slain was Kingu, Ruler of The Ancient Ones, and from His body He did bleed and from His blood did The Elder Gods create the race of Man.
"Stoop not down, therefore,
Unto the Darkly-Splendid World,
Wherein continually lieth a faithless Depth
And Hades wrapped in clouds,
Delighting in unintelligable images,
Precepitous, winding
A black, ever-rolling Abyss
Ever espousing a Body unluminous
Formless
and Void"- The Chaldean Oracles of Zoroaster
by E April 6, 2005
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eldersburg

A growing suburb in the Baltimore Metropolitan Area situated in Carroll County. A once sparsely populated area, now has grown tremendously and has all the elements of suburban sprawl. Kids from the area are still known to party. There has also been some bands that have made a large impact in the Baltimore scene from Eldersburg of late drawing many kids the 25 miles down into the city to see them at places such as Fletchers.
Let's go to the Foretold show tonight!

Let's get wasted and jam!

Let's go to the bar?

When are they getting back to Eldersburg to get wasted?
by pleasantliving April 3, 2008
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Elder

eld·er
/ˈeldər/
adjective
(of one or more out of a group of related or otherwise associated people) of a greater age.
This was done by the elder Geoffroy St-Hilaire.
by kaosmoker September 30, 2018
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elserder

I've heard Jim's grandpa is an elserder. Jim caught him watching gay porn the other day.
by anonymous December 7, 2020
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