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dirty elmer

When your upset your girl denies sex so you cum on her eyes when she's sleeping and she has a hard time opening them in the morning.
My wife said I won't get any for a week so I gave her a dirty elmer.
by Prof_X May 3, 2017
mugGet the dirty elmermug.

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