doof

food spelled backwards

"I deen(need) some fuckin' doof."
"That was some doog(good) doof."

by peteymas August 19, 2007

doof

noun.

as in nerd, dingleberry, dummy; used to described someone in an affectionate but negative manner.

used in Northern California communities

Older brother: You are such a doof.

Younger sister: Am not. You're a doof.

Older brother: No you are.

Younger sister: No you are.

Also:
Dude, stop charging the line, ya big doof.

by Brookester July 11, 2005

doof

doof is when attempting to describe an unusual vagina, you describe the vagina with a word and finish the sentence with doef

A nun has such a dusty doof. A really sweaty tennis player has a muscular doof. A secretary has a prissy doof.

by LMTD Dog October 27, 2010

doof monster

Someone who is especially doofy. Means the same thing as doof except it is a lot more fun to say.

I can't believe she did that, what a doof monster!

by some redhead April 20, 2008

Doof

Northern Scottish Slang for Condom.

Ah Yeh bas ma doof's burst. Better tell yer ma ye fell on it.

by Duthart June 10, 2007

Doof

1. To satisfy a person sexually;
2. To strike someone with a blunt object

1. I'm going to doof her all night long.
2. If you don't shut up I'm going to doof you over the head.

by Cheddrpeppr May 14, 2010

doof

a ridiculous word, which certain person(s) who shall remain nameless tried to make popular by using it non-stop.

CP: Oh man, I just got some sause on my sweatshirt.
QT: Haha... you just got doofed.
all: ????

KS: Dudes, we lost the succer match... it was so lame.
QT: Oh man, i saw... they totally doofed you guys.
AD: Dude... Q, u need to get a new word

by flava flave December 28, 2005