Dickstraction

Distraction caused by someone with a penis.

Wow, Shelly! Stay away from that Roger! He's such a dickstraction!

by SadSally33 August 27, 2016

Dickstinguished

When one looks good with some grey in the beard or hair. Distinguished, respectable, but, the plumbing is not up to spec anymore. Alas, one's dick ....is ...extinguished.

Sam, nice beard! Very dickstinguished!

by KBK665 January 12, 2017

Dickstracted

When a man sees a very attractive woman while someone else is talking to them and aren't able to focus on what the other person is saying.

Sorry Jim, I was dickstracted by that gorgeous woman that just walked by. What did you say?

by MurseMayn September 30, 2017

Dickstick

Mainly used when one individual is being an asshole, Dick

" stop being a damn dickstick"

by WordMeriamWebsterPerson June 17, 2018

Dickstract

Process of Extraction of a dick

Emily - " OMG I found my boyfriend cheating on me"
Shae - babe you better dickstract him

by Kleanere October 4, 2018

Dickstracted

When the dick be hard and you lose all self control and spend all your money. But the girl doesnt put out.

"So wait... yall had sex. But when she kissed you, you spent money?"
"No. I spent money because I was dickstracted by the kiss..."

by Artichoke Slam January 9, 2019

Dickstraction

When the sex between you and a male is so lit and hott he's doing you no other good infact he's actually nothing but keeping you distracted with his dick making it hard for you to focus on anything else, Wich is getting to be a more of a problem than it should be.

Homegirl598-"No more Dickstraction's. Sorry boy you gotta go though FR fr!"

by Tricki-SchemeTeam2015-Captain February 23, 2019