97 year old pedophile who stalks underage girls while they sleep, not to mention the cannibalistic fetish of suckin their blood out from a fresh wound.
by thisisit December 28, 2008
Get the Edward Cullen mug.Here are the massive flaws of the vampire, Edward, in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. And yes. I hate the book. Completely stupid thing to fill your minds up with.
1. He's so darn overprotective of Bella that sometimes i want to strangle him. "I won't let you go over the the werewolf pack cuz you might get hurt by the other guy who loves you." Completely valid reason, Edward.
2. EDWARD'S FRICKEN INK ON PAPER, GIRLS, YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY TELL ME HE'S GORGOUS. NO!!! DON'T DROOL ON YOUR SO-CALLED "BIBLE" OVER A COUPLE OF INK SPLOTS! AGH, THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!
3. He hates Jacob. Well, i hate Jacob, too, but still. I thought he was PERFECTION, girls, so he can't hate anybody!!! For a couple of reaons: 1, Jacob's in love with Bella..(i thought jacob had better taste than BELLA...?) I don't blame Eddy for that. Okay, secondly, he's jealous. WHAT'S THAT, DROOLING FANGIRLS!? I THOUGHT HE WAS "PERFECTION"!!! And thirdly, he hates werewolves because he's predejuced. OMG! LOOKS LIKE EDWARD ISN'T PERFECTION!!! who knew?
1. He's so darn overprotective of Bella that sometimes i want to strangle him. "I won't let you go over the the werewolf pack cuz you might get hurt by the other guy who loves you." Completely valid reason, Edward.
2. EDWARD'S FRICKEN INK ON PAPER, GIRLS, YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY TELL ME HE'S GORGOUS. NO!!! DON'T DROOL ON YOUR SO-CALLED "BIBLE" OVER A COUPLE OF INK SPLOTS! AGH, THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!
3. He hates Jacob. Well, i hate Jacob, too, but still. I thought he was PERFECTION, girls, so he can't hate anybody!!! For a couple of reaons: 1, Jacob's in love with Bella..(i thought jacob had better taste than BELLA...?) I don't blame Eddy for that. Okay, secondly, he's jealous. WHAT'S THAT, DROOLING FANGIRLS!? I THOUGHT HE WAS "PERFECTION"!!! And thirdly, he hates werewolves because he's predejuced. OMG! LOOKS LIKE EDWARD ISN'T PERFECTION!!! who knew?
Me: "I think the books are addicting, but lacking alot. For example, look at Edward!! Completely boring. I perfer Carlisle to Eddy.
Drooling Fangirl #1(completely ignoring me): No! I <3 Edward!! He's mine!
Drooling Fangirl #2 (Tearing at Fangirl #1's I <3 Edward cullen t-shirt): Whatever! I read the book first! I get edward.
Me: HE'S FRICKEN INKSPLOTS, WHAT DON'T YOU GET ABOUT THAT?!?!?
Drooling Fangirl #1(completely ignoring me): No! I <3 Edward!! He's mine!
Drooling Fangirl #2 (Tearing at Fangirl #1's I <3 Edward cullen t-shirt): Whatever! I read the book first! I get edward.
Me: HE'S FRICKEN INKSPLOTS, WHAT DON'T YOU GET ABOUT THAT?!?!?
by classicalmusicgurl December 23, 2008
Get the Edward Cullen mug.A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A cullen is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A cullen usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a cullen.
A cullen can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A cullen can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a cullen any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A cullen.
A cullen usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a cullen.
A cullen can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A cullen can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a cullen any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A cullen.
Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was a cullen. Your such a bitch.
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was a cullen. Your such a bitch.
by cock craver April 15, 2013
Get the cullen mug.A vampire that many girls see as the perfect guy. GET A LIFE, hes from a fiction book. and besides, if a vampire named edward does turn up one day, were guna blow the livin sh*t outa him. not addore him for feeding off livestock.
by wheredtheygo October 28, 2008
Get the Edward Cullen mug.A fictional vampire character from the book series "Twilight" who takes being a stalking/creeping to all new heights via watching his crush sleep for a month before she even knew him.
by me223423 February 21, 2009
Get the Edward Cullen mug.Edward Cullen's adoptive brother in the popular series Twilight by Stephenie Meyer.
Emmett Cullen is one of the vegetarian vampire in the Cullen family, and is a "big brother" type. He is big, muscly, and attacks his prey like a irratible grizzly, his favorite food. His soul mate is Rosalie Hale.
Other members of the cullen family: Carlisle Cullen Esme Cullen Jasper Hale Rosalie Hale Edward Cullen Alice Cullen Bella Cullen Renesmee Cullen
Emmett Cullen is one of the vegetarian vampire in the Cullen family, and is a "big brother" type. He is big, muscly, and attacks his prey like a irratible grizzly, his favorite food. His soul mate is Rosalie Hale.
Other members of the cullen family: Carlisle Cullen Esme Cullen Jasper Hale Rosalie Hale Edward Cullen Alice Cullen Bella Cullen Renesmee Cullen
If you've ever seen a bear attack on T.V., you should be able to imagine Emmett hunting.
- Edward Cullen talking about Emmett Cullen hunting in twilight
- Edward Cullen talking about Emmett Cullen hunting in twilight
by Melanie LeFleur October 6, 2008
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