Constiqueous

A smart creature, mentally capable of more than his/her peers.

I'm so good looking, so funny, so charming, so constiqueous and so modest.

by SssmRt.alec November 29, 2020

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Constipated laughter

The painful lingering feeling resulting from laughter that’s caused by some ass hole trying to impress people who ride upon him/her like a horse, with a joke that they try so hard to laugh at, butt try so hard they sound like they are squeezing their esophagus like that of an intestine.

Ass hole: “blah blah” (probably trying to belittle somebody or desecrate something)
Plebs/pions: *as their throat tightens to the point of suffocation* “bahahahaha hehehehe whowhowhowho” <— the resulting constipated laughter of something that’s only wanna be funny
Me:omg somebodies gona lay something with that kinda level contraction.

by Seriously silly South July 11, 2021

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Constipated With Fear

When you let fear block up your life and keep you ‘stuck’ where you are instead of where you want to be.

If you weren’t so Constipated With Fear you would see you’re standing in your own way.

by The Last True Mouthpiece November 30, 2022

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Constipated cat

the dance move of a slow twerk that resembles a constipated cat that is trying to push out a hard shit that arches and retracts it’s back while pursing it’s lips.

“Omg she’s doing the Constipated Cat!”

by chihuahuacheese07 August 19, 2023

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