by Mattoooo October 24, 2015
(V) The act of changing a neighbor's TV programs with you're Comcast remote. Generally done from outside a family room window so as to see the neighbors' reaction. This works because all Comcast remotes work with all Comcast cable boxes.
Paul:Hey, wanna go ding-dong ditching?
Jimmy: I'd rather go Comcasting.
Barb: Why did the TV channel just change?
Marge:It's those darn kids, they're always Comcasting.
Jimmy: I'd rather go Comcasting.
Barb: Why did the TV channel just change?
Marge:It's those darn kids, they're always Comcasting.
by JumpinGinger February 7, 2011
A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.
"How is your date going?"
"He's comcasting me, but I'm the one who agreed to it, so I'll just have to pay the check when the time comes. It sucks that the dating scene is so small."
"He's comcasting me, but I'm the one who agreed to it, so I'll just have to pay the check when the time comes. It sucks that the dating scene is so small."
by SingleModeFiber November 3, 2015
A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.
Last night, my girlfriend decided to end things as a result of me comcasting her in our bedroom. Unfortunately, I'm the only guy in town so she's stuck with me.
by TheWizzanator18 November 2, 2015
To be fucked over by comcast customer support including but not limited to customer service, comcast technicians, or the comcast equipment they provide. This also could include technicians not showing up to the job and lying about leaving messages.
I got comcasted today when I left work early to wait for Comcast to come and repair my internet only to not have anyone show up for the appointment.
by mrobz February 18, 2016
Comcast, better known as Com-cunt, is an evil son of a fucking bitch that nobody cares but the company.
An evil son of a bitch takes over the whole fucking universe.
...A.k.a The Shit.
An evil son of a bitch takes over the whole fucking universe.
...A.k.a The Shit.
by RealSparky0320 February 24, 2019
Comcast is slow as fuck
by ErikTheEliminator151 September 9, 2023