by Mattoooo December 18, 2015

Comcast, better known as Com-cunt, is an evil son of a fucking bitch that nobody cares but the company.
An evil son of a bitch takes over the whole fucking universe.
...A.k.a The Shit.
An evil son of a bitch takes over the whole fucking universe.
...A.k.a The Shit.
by RealSparky0320 February 23, 2019

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.
Last night, my girlfriend decided to end things as a result of me comcasting her in our bedroom. Unfortunately, I'm the only guy in town so she's stuck with me.
by TheWizzanator18 January 3, 2016

Is an employee who has worked at Comcast for their entire professional career and believes Comcast is better than sliced bread in everything they do! The Kool Aid is drank on a daily basis!
Mike is a Comcaster, only take in about 50% of what he says as he drinks daily from the corporate Kool Aid!
by broberts22 December 17, 2019

A. Losing connection or experiencing an extreme LAG spike at a pivotal moment when you need your internet to work, such as a boss fight in an online game or during a big presentation over zoom.
B. also known as getting "Xfinity'd"
B. also known as getting "Xfinity'd"
Hey guys! Sorry I caused us to wipe and lose hours of raid progress - I keep getting Comcasted.
My apologies, Mr. Arasaka. I got Xfinity'd during the presentation with the investors. I'll commit seppuku now...
My apologies, Mr. Arasaka. I got Xfinity'd during the presentation with the investors. I'll commit seppuku now...
by Tamilder April 15, 2021

(V) The act of changing a neighbor's TV programs with you're Comcast remote. Generally done from outside a family room window so as to see the neighbors' reaction. This works because all Comcast remotes work with all Comcast cable boxes.
Paul:Hey, wanna go ding-dong ditching?
Jimmy: I'd rather go Comcasting.
Barb: Why did the TV channel just change?
Marge:It's those darn kids, they're always Comcasting.
Jimmy: I'd rather go Comcasting.
Barb: Why did the TV channel just change?
Marge:It's those darn kids, they're always Comcasting.
by JumpinGinger February 24, 2011

The companies software is so poorly written it consistently crashes my computer at the most inconvenient times. It’s Comcastic!
by TNDil444 July 15, 2024
