Ebola Cola's secret formula brings you the last cola you will ever drink. The secret laboratory formula inside Ebola Cola is what makes it Killer Cola.
by Dagrolord October 10, 2014
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A soft drink that seems to have conquered the world, originally used as a toilet cleaner and, apparently, a headache cure. Name derives from the fact it originally contained a form of cocaine, and may very well still do.
"... And a cola."
"Sorry, no cola. Only pepsi."
"What?"
"Only pepsi. Will that do?"
"No, of course not, damn it! Get me a cola!"
"But there-"
"Get. Me. A. Cola."
"... Yes sir."
"Sorry, no cola. Only pepsi."
"What?"
"Only pepsi. Will that do?"
"No, of course not, damn it! Get me a cola!"
"But there-"
"Get. Me. A. Cola."
"... Yes sir."
by regs_ June 9, 2005
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Get the coca cola mug.A can of Diet Pepsi or any other carbonated beverage is shunned and forced to the back of the fridge by other sodas.
Eventually the cold temperatures cause sad little ice chunks to accumulate in said can.
This is delicious and is known as a chunky cola.
Eventually the cold temperatures cause sad little ice chunks to accumulate in said can.
This is delicious and is known as a chunky cola.
by hopetimmy February 5, 2014
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"Does this cola taste weird?" .. "No you idiot, that's a boner cola"
"Does this cola taste weird?" .. "No you idiot, that's a boner cola"
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