Ebola Cola's secret formula brings you the last cola you will ever drink. The secret laboratory formula inside Ebola Cola is what makes it Killer Cola.
by Dagrolord October 9, 2014
generic ass cola from the gas station that usually costs 25 cents for a can or bottle is usually flat the moment you open it
by Original Sparkstar January 16, 2016
A soft drink that seems to have conquered the world, originally used as a toilet cleaner and, apparently, a headache cure. Name derives from the fact it originally contained a form of cocaine, and may very well still do.
"... And a cola."
"Sorry, no cola. Only pepsi."
"What?"
"Only pepsi. Will that do?"
"No, of course not, damn it! Get me a cola!"
"But there-"
"Get. Me. A. Cola."
"... Yes sir."
"Sorry, no cola. Only pepsi."
"What?"
"Only pepsi. Will that do?"
"No, of course not, damn it! Get me a cola!"
"But there-"
"Get. Me. A. Cola."
"... Yes sir."
by regs_ June 3, 2005
by poo June 17, 2006
A can of Diet Pepsi or any other carbonated beverage is shunned and forced to the back of the fridge by other sodas.
Eventually the cold temperatures cause sad little ice chunks to accumulate in said can.
This is delicious and is known as a chunky cola.
Eventually the cold temperatures cause sad little ice chunks to accumulate in said can.
This is delicious and is known as a chunky cola.
by hopetimmy February 5, 2014
Thaddeus wanted to start his night off right with a boner cola
"Does this cola taste weird?" .. "No you idiot, that's a boner cola"
"Does this cola taste weird?" .. "No you idiot, that's a boner cola"
by jimmy daggggg November 7, 2012