cocking off

bragging; boasting.

Justin - "Man, I had a hundred beers last night. I'm SO hungover!"
Tom - "Quit cocking off, homo. No one cares how much you drank."

by idiotkidsean April 15, 2009

Cold Cocking

The act of slapping some one with a limp "Cock".
Most commonly in the Face.

"...And he whacks it (jumpsuit) open and....Have you ever heard of Cold Cocking someone?" Laughter "He got him right in the face! BOOM! Whoa!" ~James Edward Olmos Recollecting the antics from the Set of Battlestar Galactica

by Sakuto-no-sai March 16, 2009

Cocking

The act of holding in urine for long periods of time, causing the bladder to expand and push on a persons diaphragm. This causes the cocker to feel/look two months pregnant. This is not a dirty word, although commonly confused for one by its name.

While i was scoring, the extremely attractive girl I was with was afraid to use the portable toilet and therefore decided to cock.
I was cocking at the very close game of rugby.
Don't you hate the feeling when your bladder is cocked?

by Amy bee June 29, 2010

cocking a beer

Striking your beer bottle straight down on someone else's beer bottle such that the concussive force causes the other's beer to erupt like a foamy volcano. A common grundy to play on a lightweight by feigning to cheers them. The word cock is an onomatopoeia for the sound of the collision.

Example of cocking a beer:
Jaime: Dude, that guy Cam is trying to pimp Tammy and he's totally a lightweight.
Robert: Yeah dude, you should go cock his beer.
Jaime: Hell ya dude.

by i1abnrk August 30, 2011

Jock Cocking

When a group of males form in a circle and start masturbating then preform brutal anal fisting

Yoooo me and the boys are going Jock Cocking tonight bro! Wanna come?

by Jewish Bacon Sauce June 4, 2019

Internet Cocking

Looking up cocks on the net.

Bob and Mike decided to do some internet cocking to see if they could find the largest cock out there.

Hey Dude, I found a cock that measured 13 inches long and had a 4 inch girth. OMG.....the size of a horse!
Hey, Sally could take it.....she's a known cavern.

by kimgee April 25, 2010

cocking

coughing & choking at the same time, typically after ingesting too much alcohol.

"I shouldn't have had that last shot of Jager-I was totally cocking afterwards."

by mandazeeee. August 6, 2009