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Acronym for Crazy Old Bitch, an individual of advanced age with mental health issues and a displeasing or aggravating personality.
Cob Goblin
Cob Goblin by Old Milwaukee May 22, 2018
cob job
see scab together.
1. n. A method of building and/or installation of a particular item with utter disregard for manufacturer's instructions, resulting in the item's total failure.
2. v. To install or fabricate something with complete apathy to anyone's safety and industry standards of quality. (cob it, cobbing it)
1. n. A method of building and/or installation of a particular item with utter disregard for manufacturer's instructions, resulting in the item's total failure.
2. v. To install or fabricate something with complete apathy to anyone's safety and industry standards of quality. (cob it, cobbing it)
1. Dude, that book shelf is totally coming down. Whatever asshole installed that total cob job should stop smoking the herb.
2. Ford just keeps cobbing in the rear brake drums on the Focus, resulting in the rear wheels falling off.
"If you are cobbing it and you know it, it's ok. It's when you don't know it that matters."
A qualified craftsman can cut corners and mildly cob together a quick fix, but when a homeowner cobs something, you'd better beware.
"Man, my dad cobbed the stairs together and my mom fell through, breaking her neck. "
2. Ford just keeps cobbing in the rear brake drums on the Focus, resulting in the rear wheels falling off.
"If you are cobbing it and you know it, it's ok. It's when you don't know it that matters."
A qualified craftsman can cut corners and mildly cob together a quick fix, but when a homeowner cobs something, you'd better beware.
"Man, my dad cobbed the stairs together and my mom fell through, breaking her neck. "
cob job by technohermit September 7, 2006