Clocks

A problem. Used in the same sense as "beef".

"What, man, you got clocks?"

by aMILLERd December 13, 2008

Clock

An object loved not only by Chris Baker and Tom Fall but also just about everyone with a brain.
Used for telling the time of course.

Chris loves the clock!

by Guru March 10, 2004

clocked

The past tense of clock. To clock means to punch someone; mostly in the face.

The crazy moms clocked the skaters in the face during a skate park argument.

by Yad ecin a evah July 25, 2015

Clock

A clitoris that's so big it's almost a cock.

I went down on this chick last night and her clock poked me in the eye.

by Jennnerz April 18, 2015

Clock

An very, VERY, hard punch. Usually used by people who can't think of any other word to use. Anyone who uses this word is not to be taken lightly, they will mess you up!

"You had better back off before I clock you!"

by PrettyMuchThat'sHowItIs April 5, 2015

clocking

the art of fucking someone in the japseye

harry was caught clocking chris

by bigdogbellos December 15, 2011

clocked

to be hit over the head by ones clock in a fit of rage. see also clock.

she clocked me good, I ended up in hospital. (true story!)

by craig November 25, 2004