Clay

The most adorable, perfect guy in the world. The best boyfriend a girl can ever have. The guy of your dreams. Beyond sweet, beyond nice, beyond sexy ;)... Perfect.

Girl: So you're dating Clay now?

Girl 2: Yes :)
Girl 3: You lucky son of a bitch, he's perfect.

by Awkward_Beauty March 12, 2013

clay aiken

1) the gay runner up in american idol
2) the runner up in a non-racially viased show
3) a short hobbit
4) a man who is in love with a man (aka homo)
5) a person who has no friends and should be called a claymate because she is so femanine

"you are such a clay aiken, dude. go away"

"i don't do that sort of thing. the closest to you i'll ever be is if my foot goes up your ass. go back to p-town."

by i_am_jesus September 22, 2008

Clayed

A failure during an average to high pressured social situation involving the opposite gender (or professsional setting) that causes a complete loss of bodily control due to an instant regret and insecurity, i.e erectile dysfunction.

"Oh my God, last night this hot, rich, naked girl asked me to have sex but I just couldn't. I was nervous. I clayed."

by ClevelandSad January 6, 2017

White Clay

White clay wasted is a term used in western nebraska, it represents getting so drunk that you black out and do crazy things like our native heritage used to do. Shit faced beyond belief

Hey Sandoz, lets get white clay tonight.

I wanna get white clay wasted!

by Perkocet420 July 8, 2012

Claymasia

The ultimate land of the sexually frustrated, crazed, super A++++ stalker fan girls.
The people living there are known as Claymasians.
Jobe from The Summer Set is our leader and founder.
Princess Aldea and Prince Stephen live there.
All the awesome bands like The Maine, This Century, The Summer Set, All Time Low, Mayday Parade, The Downtown Fiction, etc. will all move there someday and we will all have orgys

Loser: Hey, where you from?
Awesome person: Im from Claymasia, bitch!

by bro6969 May 17, 2011

claybagging

the act of penetrating a bodily oriface through clothing.

Joe, the cook at my work, tries claybagging me every time i walk through the kitchen.

by hotassets November 23, 2007

Clayez

The word "clayez" is used to refer to someone that has a drug problem. Used heavily with teens.

"i've heard Marks a Clayez, is it true?"
"yeah man, he is screwed"

by Katie_loves_phil May 25, 2008