Chris Colfer

The most talented, beautiful, sweet, supermegafoxyawesomehot human being that ever lived or ever will.

Gleek: Did you see glee last night?
Kurtsie: OF COURSE! How AWESOME was Chris Colfer?!?!?

by Colferesqueness October 26, 2012

CHRIS CHAN DID WHAT?!

In July 2021, chris chan sexually abused his dementia ridden mother.

Andrew: CHRIS CHAN DID WHAT?!

Sean: His mom

by Blaxtron August 3, 2021

Chris Smoove

A youtuber with account name Smoove7182954. He posts commentaries about CoD (MW2 and Black Ops), and NBA 2K11. He owns in both games, and his commentaries are filled with "Smoove moves" and hilarious remarks. He's a boss!

Chris Smoove is the Boss of Bosses

by RachelisFast December 13, 2010

Chris David Miles

When someone is basically the dopest in the game right now.

Is that Chris David Miles? Ew, was he even invited?

by Chris David Miles September 14, 2017

national chris sturniolo day

on the 24th of april it would officially be national chris sturniolo day, he has been getting more hate then love so this is the day to support him and show some love!

🗣️: why are you making that wholesome edit today?
“ITS NATIONAL CHRIS STURNIOLO DAY IM SHOWING SOME LOVE!!”

by C4NDYT1ME April 12, 2023

The Chris Riley

When a man tucks his penis between his legs, sits on it and rocks back and forth vigorously until ejaculating in and/or around his butthole.

See Also: "Creampie Yourself"

Person A: It's not possible to creampie one's self. Not even gonna lie.
Person B: You've never heard of the Chris Riley?
Person C: That's a tally.
Person D: "A" as in "apple". "B" as in "Banana". "C" as in "Creampie".

by Necrachilles February 9, 2015

Chris Franklin

Verb: to suggest the act of tasting penis and grapefruit in an attempt to find out which tastes better.

Aye Monica, why you got all this grapefruit?

Oh, I was gonna Chris Franklin later.

Babe, chill.

I don't have chill nigga.

by MagPsiPhi May 10, 2014