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choad butter

Usually found after failing to take a shower before a vigorous workout or long day in the sun, Choad Butter is the extrememly foul-smelling combination of shit and sweat that accumulates in the Choadal area. Usually well known to persons of girth or filth.
Dude, this choad butter reeks!
by Mr Bubblesworth July 3, 2006
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Chadism

One who has Chadism is often mistaken for being retarded, and/or asian. One with this condition consumes a gratuitous amount of salt, but no one knows why. Ones with Chadism are incapable of speech unless they are chewing food. They tend to get frustrated easliy, and take their anger out on others around them.

In addition, the appearance of one with Chadism is different from a normal person; Chadists tend to have raging unibrows in which they refuse to shave.

As for relationships, Chadists are attracted to ugly females who look like certain animals; mostly whale-like "blubbery" and "greasy" females. Also horse-like and chipmunk-like females.
"Dude, look at that guy he has the biggest unibrow!"
"Yeah, look at how much salt he's eating!"
"Jeez. Is that his girlfriend next to him? She looks like a whale!"
"He's such a Retard!"
"Dude, don't make fun, he probably has Chadism."
"Oh. Your right."
by Catholic Priest November 12, 2009
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chodding

The act of oral sex on a male, however, the person giving the oral sex has no teeth and bites down on the penis during the oral with the toothless gums
I fucked this really hot granny the other night, she took her denchers out and gave me a right good chodding as well!
by DatChodtho November 9, 2013
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Chadite

Sworn enemies of people from Alvaston. Typical attire consists of fake burberry clothing, Vauxhall Nova car, Cheap cider and hash.

Women usually scrounge of the council, may have 2 or more children with different boy's
'Let's go for a quiet drink in the rocket.'

'Are you mad blud it's full of chadites in there!'
by Alvastonite December 28, 2005
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chodi

The word chodi, is a proper meaning of shawty. A longer form of chodi is chodisimo. Pronounced cho-dee(si-mo).
Man, chodi you lookin fine as hell.
by liceattack June 20, 2021
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Chodie noballs

Can be a person, or thing with a small (if any) dick, and no balls.
Did you hear Tim pussied out? yeah, hes a chodie noballs.
by Mike Tipping July 9, 2010
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Chodie

Adjective;

Describing a person who is oblivious and optimistic about the most mediocre circumstances.
Coworker: "Boy, I'm fired up about cranking out this paperwork today! Can we just get this day started already?!"

Me: "It's unreal how chodie you are."
by Chodie Garner August 14, 2017
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