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Italian Chandelier

Man he dropped his shorts and showed the italian chandelier. I swear it was large enough to feed the neighborhood.
by Richard longer June 24, 2004
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chandelier cock

1. When a man has a chandelier for a cock. The chandelier has numerous shiny crystals dangling from it. Piss is shot out of each crystal.

2. When a chandelier has cocks hanging from it in place of shiny crystals. As the chandelier hangs from the ceiling piss is shot out of each cock onto the floor.
"When i was at the Red Sox game the other night, i went to take a piss and saw one of the most fucked up things ever in the bathroom. This man dropped his shorts and whipped out this big chandelier cock and began pissing in the trough."

or

"When me and Javier were playing XBox the other day, the chandelier cock on the ceiling starting pissing all over us and ruined the game we were playing."
by Dick Sniffer January 21, 2010
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chandelier

Nickname of an annoying internet stalker, who thinks it's cool to make stupid and insulting innuendos about people that are too smart for him to understand.
In Dutch: "Hé Chandelier, gluiperige internet stalker!"
by vlunk December 31, 2007
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chandelier

to chandelier - to kiss upside down (a la Spiderman). When one party is laying the opposite direction from the other.

Origin: a dream a friend of mine had.

Note: boys with beards are not the proper partners to chandelier with. Unless you want facial hair in your nose.
He leaned over me to chandelier, but his beard got in the way.
by rachaeljack July 4, 2006
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chandelier

Posh bird with hair and earings that resemble a chandelier.
by sheen25 September 15, 2003
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chandelier sexual

Greta - wow, what a girl!
Domonkos - Sorry, I'm chandelier sexual.
by Sophie-chan-19283 February 22, 2017
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chanelize

When you're secretly one of the Chanels from Chanel Oberlin's Kappa Kappa Tau house and always look effortlessly chic so you feel you need to chanelize every situation.
Oh my sweet honeypot, did you forgot to chanelize you hair? It looks grosser than the vomit scene from Drag Me To Hell.
I am such a good person, I and only I could chanelize the world.
by ChanelNo7 March 30, 2017
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