cable guy

someone who is extremley annoying. Always bothering. A Stalker if u will.

Here comes Mark the cable guy again, what a loser.

by trizmcmany December 15, 2004

a Cable

a big, long shit that doesn't break when it hits the pan.

"I've just laid a cable"

by Leon May 9, 2003

Cable Monkey

The guy that works on (either by career "choice" or involuntarily volunteeered) or pulls cable runs for networking or telco purposes. Often times they are dressed similarly to your typical auto mechanic and tend to have their heads poking up in the ceiling veiling a vacant expression. They often have similar IQ levels and low brow personalities as your typical auto mechanic.

1) Pulling cable doesn't take much intelligence... a monkey could do it.

2) We need some cable monkeys to add some more cable drops. Joe, you get to breathe some asbestos!

by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006

cable

To lay a 'cable'
To hang a crap
To take a shit

I am going to lay a cable
I am going to do some cable work for telstra

by Bob Clarntus August 8, 2005

CUBBLE

to cuddle in a ball. hold each other AKA wrapped into a cuddle ball.

I wanna cubble and go to Baeven with san

by VPPPPP June 4, 2018

Pulling Cable

The act of defication from a cat, dog or a person when viewed from behind. Also has same appearance as pushing play dough through an extruder.

Abbey was outside all hunched up pulling cable.

by MartynHead March 21, 2009

Hipster Cable

The act of sharing passwords for sites such as Netflix, Hulu, HBOGO, etc, in order to receive similar passwords.

Larry: I just gave Dave my Netflix password and in exchange he gave me his Amazon prime password.
Tim: That's a serious hipster cable network your building.

by Astroure June 10, 2013