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caveman built 

When a system, process or workflow lacks an intuitive look and feel because the person that built or designed it had no idea what they were doing. Dealing with a website or system that looks like it was built by a neanderthal, when you obviously live in the 21st century and expect best in class...
Have you seen the new website, its complete junk and its very difficult to navigate around without getting lost, stuck or confused. We asked for best in class look and feel so even our lowest level employee, Jimmy, could use it. Caveman ready, not Caveman built!
caveman built by RocketJohn December 9, 2008

caveman peek 

Wedging two fingers in the ass so one can peek inside.
So, last night I gave her a caveman peek.

Did you hear about Johnny? Yeah, he was fucking a chick and got some mud on his dick so he had to give her a caveman peek.
caveman peek by untappedhi9 June 19, 2010

caveman eyebrow 

To have eyebrow hair that is thicker and extends from the brow bone
When I saw them man get his eyebrow stuck on the door walking out , it was then I realized he had caveman eyebrows

caveman coder 

A much less refined version of a coder. Basically, they have enough knowledge to create fire and cook their food; however, that fire could just as easily burn down the entire forest!
As a caveman coder, I know just enough to make my life better...or excruciatingly worse.
caveman coder by GingerManBread April 16, 2020

caveman deodorant 

When 1 rubs shit in their armpits caveman deodorant
Becky it smells like you using caveman deodorant
caveman deodorant by Big Thad March 1, 2021

Caveman Cock Ring 

You and a partner braid your pubic hair to your asshole hair, creating a cock ring, using your braided hair only.
Friend: Did you get lucky last night with Lauren?
Me: Yeah, she braided me a Caveman Cock Ring