Mop the Carpet

The sexual act of ejaculating onto a females pubic hair, then proceeding to spread it around with your penis.

Andrea let Grant mop the carpet for her last night.

by magicmike11 February 25, 2014

careculo

iterally translated it means ass face. "Care" (pronounced Ka-re) is short slang for "Cara de" (which is proper for FACE OF....). Put them together and it's Careculo (prononced....Ka-re-coo-loh. This is another word used for assholes and dickheads. The word culo is very popular in Colombia. This word however is a pretty bad insult!

no seas abusivo careculo!
dont you be abusive careculo!

by Camilo G September 30, 2007

carpenter vibe

(n) a feeling exuding from someone that gives you the impression that he/she hates your guts: Also a death stare

Nick: Hey man, that chick totally gives off a carpenter vibe when we're around her.

Will: Yeah dude, she hates our guts.

Nick: Let's get out of here.

by Wolverine/Lionfish, GS June 24, 2009

Carecup

Object used on the Intranet to show just how much you don't care about something someone says.

Elana : I'm so pretty!1!
John : \_/.
Elana : What is that??!
John : My Carecup, notice how it's empty?

by JMartinen February 26, 2008

Does the carpet match the drapes?

A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.

"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"

by bubba May 5, 2004

licking carpet

The act of one lesbian licking another lesbians vagina.

Maggie: 'What were you doing last night then Lizzie, you look really tired...'
Lizzie: 'I was up licking carpet all night... And I only got $20 for it!'

by Allan Scott June 4, 2007

Carpet kisser

A derogatory term referring to someone of Arab descent, who kisses carpets in the process of praying Alah and hopes for death to America.

That carpet kisser over there was definitely involved 9/11

by redtcslak69 July 23, 2010