Caucus

The act of having a rowdy round of shots while shouting "CAUCUS" instead of "CHEERS".

Person 1: "Are we ready to caucus?"
Person 2: "Should we caucus?"
Person 3: "Caucus!"
Everyone: "CAUCUS!"

by DaAn_NaDa May 25, 2020

Downtown Circus

It's when you go down on a girl and eat cotton candy out of her snatch.

Oh my gosh, I love cotton candy! We are SO going to the Downtown Circus tonight.

by Sun_Blizzard June 14, 2014

The Family Circus

A seriously douchey and unfunny family-oriented comic strip drawn by octogenarian cartoonist Bil Keane. The strip centers around a fat little fuck named Billy and his three equally piggish younger siblings as they share unremarkable childish insight and tromp around their all-white, middle class, God-fearing suburbia. It also features two parents that are even more bland than their kids and usually fade into the woodwork.

Highlights of the strip include special extra-shitty-artwork "Drawn by Billy" days, and cameos by creepy ghostly apparitions of dead grandparents and pranksters. On weekdays, the strip is usually limited to one round panel of treacly shit, though this may be split into two halves for extra-profound occasions. Weekend strips may feature multiple panels of warm gooey shit, or a full-panel expose on the children's autistic romps through their backyard.

The Family Circus has been in continuous production for over 40 years, yet inexplicably remains the most widley syndicated comic strip in the world. Likely supported by nostalgic grandparents who crave wholesome, meaningless fluff in their funnies. See Peanuts.

ACTUAL SAMPLE DIALOUGE FROM RECENT STRIPS OF THE FAMILY CIRCUS (SERIOUSLY):
Billy: Would it be against the rules to put two kinds of cereal in one bowl? (5/30/06)
Dolly: The rainbow is Mother Nature's way of saying she's sorry for the bad storm. (5/17/06)
Jeffy: Know what Daddy? I could pick up this rock if it wasn't so heavy. (5/16/06)
P.J.: *shits self*
Reader: *vomits*

by Compdude September 1, 2008

circus metal

Quirky or freaky metal. Compact, tight, and very agressive guitars when heavy. Vocals range from a brutal roar to quirky almost whiney singing. Hammond-esque jolly circus/merry-go-round melodies in the background, often played by one, some or all of the following: bass, organ/keyboard, accordian, brass section, and kazoo. The music often cuts from brutal death metal to the delightful carnival music. Often also tends to incorporate elements of jazz, ska, Egyption and Turkish influences, 50's rock 'n roll, surf music, noise art, bossa nova, and techno.

Mr. Bungle, Dog Fashion Disco, Vicious Hairy Mary, Headkase, Darth Vegas, Fantomas, Secret Cheifs 3, Chin.

by Brett Hansen December 22, 2003

Moscow circus

"The big brown bear goes thru the burning ring of fire!"

A large and difficult bowel movement.

Last night I ate two pepper steaks and this morning in the bathroom it was the Moscow circus once again.

by Figleaf23 August 8, 2007

caruso

1)The act of adding melodrama to everything you do, even to the point that brushing your teeth is poignant and suspensful.
2)The act of leaving a job when it is at its most profitable, aging 50 years and getting on a CSI spin-off.

1)William Shatner doesn't actually caruso when he acts, although it seems a bit over the top. He is actually fitted with an undergarment ice cup to dip his balls in, to get that speech pattern. Only Caruso can caruso as truly as is humanly possible.
2)I liked the blow-job she was giving me, but I had to finish my term paper. I made an excuse to leave, without realizing I had carusoed and wouldn't dip the wick for another 6 months.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Circus Clown

A sexual act. Right as you are finishing a guy off with an old fashioned hand job, unknowingly aim it toward him so he ejaculates on his face. This can be paired with a red clown nose or by doing a "honk honk" motion afterwards for the full effect.

As John was approaching climax from receiving the best hand job ever, Veronica secretly put on a red clown nose and circus clown'ed him at the perfect moment.

by randomuser815 February 27, 2015