Brogrance

A Brodacious Bro fragrance.

Bro, this Brogrance is Brodacious!

by B Bro August 23, 2011

Brouhaha

Any type of beer, preferably Natural Light.

1. Brian Sigal asked me to throw him a brouhaha, so I socked him straight in the face.

by PJ Rosenstock February 26, 2009

brocrasterbate

To brocrastinate by masturbating. Masturbating with your bros in lieu of performing necessary tasks such as homework.

"I had a final tomorrow, but me and my bros played COD and then brocrasterbated to completion on the carpet in my frat. We called no homo first."

by LaMarcus69420 October 31, 2011

Brocrastination

Procrastination with yo bros

Brocrastination involves a group of bros communally procrastinating.

by calzonish April 29, 2009

brouha

commotion; controversy; big flare up of emotion involving two or more people or organizations; usually involves conflict, misunderstanding, or disagreement bewtween the involved parties. See also Brouhaha.

Nick wanted badly to continue going to the swingles mixers at the local Elks Lodge, but had concerns that revelation of his marital status would erupt into a brouha over the lax admission policy.

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006

brogramming

1. The bro conditioning one must undergo in order to become a bro.
2. Bro-themed TV.

1. "Yeah, he went through brogramming in the 9th grade. He joined the football team, got a subscription to Hustler, and started watching WWF".
2. "Hey bro, you see the new episodes of "Dog the Bounty Hunter"? "No man, I'm not really into watching that kind of brogramming."

by kwakky December 16, 2008

brocrastination

putting off a pre-planned bro's night out to hand out with a girlfriend, wife, etc.

Phone Conversation:

Bro #1 : Hey, we're coming to pick you up, remember it's our best friend Dan's birthday and The Wu-Tang Clan are playing tonight! We also got a giftcard for free shots for life from our favorite bar!

Bro #2 : Sorry man, I think I'm gonna just have a quiet night with the wife...

Bro #1 : That's straight up brocrastination man, not cool!

by toafuckingdogpound January 9, 2010