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Brogramming

The act of writing computer code while visibly adhering to brogrammer norms.

The practice is usually seen as annoying, as the brogrammer appears to be desperately or intrusively seeking the appearance of being cool, technically adept, and/or productive, i.e. "crushing it".
Programming while using drugs or alcohol, programming with a cap on backwards, programming in any type of clothing that lacks sleeves, programming while listening to music so loudly that people across the room can hear it from one's headphones, programming while violently bobbing one's head to said music, programming with sunglasses on, programming with the hood of one's hoodie on, programming and shouting "fuck" periodically (ostensibly when a super tough coding problem is encountered), programming with one's feet up, programming in the close possession of an inordinate amount of energy drinks, etc. are all examples of brogramming
by smaker September 16, 2016
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Brogramming

The act of creating a computer program in the company of your bros.
Want to go get a beer after we're done brogramming?

Want to get a six pack then get back to brogramming?
by theIntuitionist December 9, 2008
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The act of coding in between workout exercises
"You gonna hit the gym this week?"
"Nah..I was planning to be brogramming this week"
by madJooScientist September 12, 2011
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The act of coding while drunk.
John: Hand me that beer so I can get back to brogramming.
by LeBrogrammer September 28, 2011
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1. The bro conditioning one must undergo in order to become a bro.
2. Bro-themed TV.
1. "Yeah, he went through brogramming in the 9th grade. He joined the football team, got a subscription to Hustler, and started watching WWF".
2. "Hey bro, you see the new episodes of "Dog the Bounty Hunter"? "No man, I'm not really into watching that kind of brogramming."
by kwakky December 16, 2008
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When a male of the species coerces another male to attend a given movie screening by impugning his manhood.
Alejandro: "You're a douchebag if you don't come to the movie--I mean you, Kurtiss."

Kurtiss: "There should be a law against your brogramming. What if I don't like Terrence Malick?
by MzViz August 29, 2011
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The biological instinct of a man. Further explained by the internal neurological wiring of our manhood.
“Men need to eat red meat, it’s in our brogramming.”

“I wake up at 5:30am to go to the gym, it’s apart of the brogram
by Alex from Minecraft December 3, 2023
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