(pronounced like poacher) - a male friend who never seems to find women on his own but easily talks to any woman that you (or your circle of friends) decide(s) to talk to.
Jim- Hey, I'm thinking of bringing Michelle back to the dorm tonight to hang out.
Donnie- Don't bring her by Aaron's room, he's a broacher.
Donnie- Don't bring her by Aaron's room, he's a broacher.
by Suzlooky October 31, 2009
Get the Broacher mug.(pronounced BRAAF) :Jamaican term meaning to enjoy yourself to the fullest monetarily by going to a lot of parties, buying expensive liquor and take selfies with your friends and a lot of ladies. You also BRAFF by wearing the most expensive and trending fashion, buying pretty cars and making large houses.
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Get the Jew Broad mug.A legendary sex maneuver where a man gets his fuck buddy to close his/her eyes for a facial. The man then sneaks in at least a dozen of his mates, has them line up, and then gives the signal to blast all of their loads on the target's face at the same time.
Bonus points if they're all Spanish or Latino.
Bonus points if they're all Spanish or Latino.
Emily: Juan surprised me with a Spanish Broadside last night, now I have to bring this eye infection back to Ohio.
Vanessa: How did you not notice fifteen guys walk into the room and start jerking it?
Vanessa: How did you not notice fifteen guys walk into the room and start jerking it?
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Get the braffin mug.Connection to The Internet, with a data carrying capacity of 512*kbps (kilobits per second), or more. Typically supplied to home users by a traditional or cable telco.
* - refers to downstream speed. upstream is typically lower with asymmetrical connections(such as ADSL)
* - refers to downstream speed. upstream is typically lower with asymmetrical connections(such as ADSL)
I've just upgraded my Internet connection to broadband
by Steve January 24, 2005
Get the broadband mug.a peninsula near annapolis, the capital of maryland, and also the more widely-known baltimore. it links to arnold, a largely residential area, and annapolis, a small seaside city. it's a very nice place to live with an amazing school system, though about 95% of students enrolled in Broadneck high school smoke weed e'eryday. it was an intense rivalry with nearby more commercial severna park. its most densely-populated area is Cape St Clair, normally shortened to the Cape, which is less of a neighborhood and more of a maze. it has a very active party 'scene' for highschoolers and students at nearby anne arundel community college.
kid1: dude, do you want to go down to cape to chill tonight? i hear there's a party.
kid2: nah man, i'm not tryna get lost in broadneck. let's check out severna park.
kid2: nah man, i'm not tryna get lost in broadneck. let's check out severna park.
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