Botched crotch

A term describing the unsuccessful or unprofessional surgery performed on a person to reassign their gender. The surgeon may have decided to take a holiday to the Bahamas part way through the operation or could have been an alcoholic.

Gemima went out on a date with Brad but was scared to go all the way. Hey, Brad was a nice guy but had a vomit reflex when he saw her botched crotch. He was only a humble accountant.

by amulet_1972 October 6, 2008

butters both sides of the bread

a bisexual person that regularly partakes in hetrosexual and homosexual experiences

Phil: i saw mike holding hands with jim. last week he was fucking that girl.
Joe: didn't you know he butters both sides of the bread

by thisisbatcountry May 13, 2005

botch

to screw something up. to make a mistake.

damn, i really botched that math test.

by keith h. April 22, 2006

Half my ass and both my balls

Used in stating you would wager a large amount on a subject.

I would bet half my ass and both my balls that Pamela Anderson has more STDs than just the Hepatitus C that everyone already knows about.

by Mathias Gruber May 9, 2008

Hot and bothered

slightly turned on. Wanting someone but not being able to have them.

We cant have sex right now. Im so hot and bothered.

by whatusername February 25, 2018

Botchrush

A group of mentally retarded homosexuals in accellerated motion

Hey look at that botchrush going by

by HSC April 13, 2004

botchet

Noun. s.: He ain't just a bottom, he be ratchet as well.

- Damn what a bottom.

- So ratchet.

- Botchet gurl.

- PRUHHEACH.

by jqn91 October 21, 2013