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botanical Jesus

(or the green Savior)
Cannabis.
-Produce 4 times more cellulose (to make paper) than wood on the same surface every season (a tree takes years to be usable).
-Its fiber is better than cotton AND ecological. Used to make anything that use fibers (clothes, accessories, rope, etc).
-Cultivation-wise it has the qualities of a "bad" weed : hardy, prolific, low maintenance (ecological and economic).
-Produce a healthy cooking oil. The oil can also be used for fuel.
-Quality, tasty food, drinks and protein can be made from it.
-Marijuana has a wide range of medical uses (painkiller, anti-glaucoma, appetite stimulant for cancer and AIDS patients, etc). With no nasty side effect.
-Cool looking leaf. Decorative and symbolic.
-Last but not least. The safest recreational drug. Would prolly be voted The best recreational drug in a worldwide poll.

Personally I use it only to get high (you prolly do too) but the other uses make a lot of people and the environment happy too.
Let botanical Jesus into your lungs !
by Qu4rtzRox July 21, 2005
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Botan

Botan is a character from the anime YuYu Hakusho. She is the "Grim Reaper" of the show; ferrywoman of the River Styx.
Botan... eheh... bishoujo... >>
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by Shouryu April 21, 2004
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botanophile

A person who enjoys sex with plants.
Person 1: Dude, I humped a tree last night.
Person 2: You fucking botanophile.
by Master of peanuts January 3, 2008
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botox

A poison used with a needle to reduce wrinkles. Must be done by a cosmetic doctor.
Britney Spears gets botox shots because her smoking makes her pussy look like she had sex 200 times.
by Akit March 1, 2004
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Botox

"Kiss My Botox" - it really works!

Botox can be very useful in treating back and neck pain, as well as headaches.
Botox decreases muscle tension and pain. It also improves posture and walking and increases range of motion (ROM).
The advantage of Botox over previous therapies is that, by pinpointing exactly where the muscle tension occurs, the source of the pain can be targeted. Doctors use Computed Tomography (CT) to specifically locate the offending muscle(s).
example: After unsuccessful treatments with medications, physical therapy, transcutaneous electric nerve stimulations, physical therapy, traction and surgery... the neurological pain specialist injected Botox into the painful areas of her neck. This was like a miracle after years of chronic pain.
by Theda - Orthopaedic RN September 20, 2006
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botasexual

Someone who gets sexually aroused by plants and trees
Dude1:That Plant gets me SO HORNY
Dude2:You Botasexual!
by Chao33333 May 14, 2007
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botan

Russian ÁÎÒÀÍ. The first vowel is accented. The word means an excellent pupil or student who spents all his time learning and reading books and, therefore, can't get on with another guys and can't pick up with some girl.
Word "botan" has pejorative connotation.
It's mainly refers to male and implies that someone who is called so lacks in manhood and manliness.
The word is commonplace in russian student's conversations, talks.
- He talks constantly about making love with his girlfriend.
- Waffle! He's botan. He should make love with rag doll, not with girl. Nobody likes him.
by Ilya Kyzminov January 30, 2008
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