It's the mark of a true beanophile that one can differentiate between the various cultivars of Phaseolus vulgaris and recite all versions of "Beans, beans the musical fruit"
A: What's wrong with him?
B: Him? Oh, he's just a Beanophile. Has to watch his beloved actor's routinely ill-fated characters die in just about everything they're in
A: Ah, true
2. a person who truly believes batman is real and tries to find him by calling 411.
dude 1:"hello, I'm looking for gotham city, new york?"
dude 2:"umm, sir there is no gotham city, new york. it doesn't exist."
dude 1:"oh. I'm looking for a 'Wayne Manor'?"
dude 2:"sir wayne manner doesn't exist either."
dude 1:"dunununununununununununununununu BATMAN!"
dude 2:"sir, are you some kind of batmanophile?"