blapps

(verb) to blapps, to push the lips of a friend or adversary down until they spring back up and make a clapping sound. This should only be done while quoting the lyrics of a famous song with a key word changed to 'blapps'

Hey Dave... 'Blapps life'. Or, oi john... 'blapps is in the air..' (shuddder)

by Wes Gleeson December 26, 2005

blupping

a substitute for ‘fucking’ in a sentence.

i’m so blupping tired.
merry blupping christmas!

by itsyaboik June 29, 2018

Blappies

Lap dances performed by black girls

Chris: hey guys, it's 3am; shall we get some food and go home?
Mike: Look, there's a strip club!
Stag party: Blappies!!

by Benboeers September 21, 2014

The Blueprint

A classic Jay-Z album released in 2001. Disses Nas and Mobb Deep on the track "The Takeover". Helped established him as one of the greatest rappers of all time. Also helped launch the careers of producers Kanye West and Just Blaze.

That Jay-Z album "The Blueprint" is a Hip-Hop classic!

by Big C-Dub May 13, 2007

blumpjerk

When a man takes a dump and jerks off, simultaniously.

He's probably blumpjerking

by matt & ron January 18, 2011

blumpkeroni

n. the act of orally stimulating one's own penis while discharging excrement from the anus.

Overjoyed at reading the latest Urban Dictionary entries, Satan and Hitler took a break from their rusty trombone to celebrate with a few solo blumpkeronis.

by Satan's Blumpkeroni December 16, 2009

Blumping

Adj, To hump a girl whilst she is on her period, using the blood as lubricant.

e.g harry was blumping sally while she was on her rags. Her menstrual blood made for a good cheap lubricant

by KNDO May 30, 2009