Bollocks

Fuck all

What in the bollocks are you doing?

Bollocks by DonDraperOnX October 5, 2026

bollocks to this

It's got a lot of meanings. For one it's kinda like when you're explaining something to someone who doesn't quite get it or... ah, bollocks to this.

Didn't you listen to what I just said? Bollocks to it. Bollocks to this. Bollocks to everything on this godforsaken planet.

bollocks to this by Balter Black September 19, 2016

bollocks on a bulldog 

Something that stands out and is very visible. The bulldog's testiclar region is extremely prominant and hence the reference.

Bloke 1: "Fuck me sideways! She's had a tit job!"
Bloke 2: "Like bollocks on a bulldog mate!"

bollocks on a bulldog by flatster November 12, 2005

Bollocks Off 

When you are sick of someone or a situation, and fuck off doesn’t seem quite enough to describe your annoyance.

I’d wish you’d bollocks off

Bollocks Off by Pdoug121 January 5, 2019

Bollocks to your barbeque, yeah?! 

A phrase originally from British Television programme modern toss, but featured in many amatuer HOMFIELDstudios movies found on youtube.com
Originally used in Modern Toss, when character "Alan" wrecks a family barbeque. But now used frequently as a comeback or alternative to "Am i bothered?"

Person 1 gets a A* in their exams and Person 2 only gets a C:

PERSON1: Haha, I did better than you!
PERSON2: Well, bollocks to your barbeque, yeah?!

Bollocks to your barbeque, yeah?! by Papa Fuzz May 19, 2008

Bollocks like dice 

A term used to describe a man who is under the thumb.

As in does everything his girlfriend says.

also known as pussy whipped.

Is Lee France out tonight?

Nah mate, you know the crack there, his bird has his bollocks like dice.

Bollocks like dice by sugarjay9 July 11, 2010

bollocks tastic

something that is a load of bollocks

Mike Riley getting paid to be a referee

bollocks tastic by Robin February 6, 2005