blanket sex

When a girl or guy takes a blanket and sticks it in between their legs and acts like their having sex with the blanket, and thrust until they get "the magic". Orgasm noises can be included if the person wishes. It's a form of masturbation.

Abby: Do you masturbate?

Jenna: Ya, but I don't finger myself, I have blanket sex.

blanket sex by iluvudictionary June 14, 2010

blanket face 

the phenomenon of getting imprinted lines on your face from sleeping on bunched up blankets, pillows, or other textured surfaces; often accompanied by bed head

You could tell he literally just rolled out of bed before class because he was sporting some serious blanket face and eye boogers

blanket face by creaternity August 16, 2006

Blanket Bitches 

Ugly hoes that you have sex with but never want to admit to having sex with. Hoes so ugly you just want to throw a blanket on them and get the hell away from them.

"I got drunk and had one of them blanket bitches in my bed."

Blanket Bitches by Dallas Dude May 13, 2010

Blanket Ass 

A slang term used to describe an American Indian. Steming from the earlier tribes wearing of loin cloth type garments. Might piss a rez dog off inciting an ass whooping.

Last night I was one drunk blanket ass!

Blanket Ass by Jerry July 14, 2003

Blanket Man

That homeless dude seen around the streets of wellington (usually sleeps outside burger king tory st.) Is a weird fullah but harmless, He is distinguishable by weaing almost no clothes other than a purple blanket of which he covers himself with. His Real name is Ben Hana and worships the Sun.

BOB: The Blanket man and ludes dude[ must be edging closer to a turf war - Blanket Man [outside Burger King and Ludes Dude outside Starmart, thats like only 15 metres apart, Theyll be drawing the guns next, who do you think will win?

FRED: The Fuzzys. Theyll both be given free food and shelter, mind you Blanket man needs a house, and ludes dude needs to go to rehab.

Blanket Man by Brother Number One December 28, 2005

Blanket Crawler 

An insatiable cum-guzzling nympho who, not satisfied with a generous mouthful, dives under the blankets foraging for any stray jism blobs (sometimes next morning).

Peregrine: 'I'm worried about our sex life. Lady Isobel keeps disappearing under the bedclothes.'

Quentain: 'Don't be. She's probably a blanket crawler.'

Blanket Crawler by Albert Woods September 27, 2007

Blanket Blade 

When you go on a all out porn binge and have no tissues so your blankets takes the shape of a prison shank.

The other day i walked in on my son masturbating and he was quickly on guard with his blanket blade, good thing i had one also otherwise I'd be a goner.

Blanket Blade by Tantibus September 22, 2014