Blurking

When you logout of a social media profile in order to lurk on someone who has blocked you.

Because my ex blocked me, I have to go blurking in order to see what she's up to.

by Loafer Quota July 22, 2024

Blurging

BL - ER - JI - NG
The word you would typically use to insinuate you spent last night engaging in taboo sex acts when really you awkwardly stood next to a poor girl in silence, occasionally blurting out a tragedy of compiled words that you thought were funny.

"What did you do at Nathaniel's party?"
"I did some Blurging"
"Nice! What does that mean?"
"Yeah"

by BotchedCookingExperiment April 10, 2024

Blerping

blerping, a term used for shoving a fleshlight into a guys ass ans fucking it

yo bro me and my buddy stitch were blerping last night

by CREAMYDREAMS March 22, 2026

Blurfing

The art of pretending to work while actually scrolling endlessly through nonsense on your phone, only to panic and alt-tab when the boss walks by.

"Jeff spent his entire morning blurfing through memes and conspiracy theories, only to look shocked when his manager asked for the report he hadn’t even started."

by b@mb00zlet0n March 8, 2025

stomach burping

When your stomach starts to do whale sounds and you want to kill yourself in the process because you've done it in front of your crush.

When John invited his crush to Starbucks, his stomach burping, so he tried to kill himself before the coffee was served.

by anonymous June 6, 2022