Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.
It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.
Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.
The act of wet farting with an especially low toned, bubble popping quality. Reminisent of geothermal mud pools, or molten lava, that expel gas through large surface bubbles.
Likely to leave uncomfortable 'reah splotch in undergarmets. Can be disastrous if one is freeballin'.