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Blerping

blerping, a term used for shoving a fleshlight into a guys ass ans fucking it
yo bro me and my buddy stitch were blerping last night
by CREAMYDREAMS March 22, 2026
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Blepping

the act of leaving the tongue, usually the tip, outside the mouth unconsciously; particularly by cats or other animals.
Mike's cat is always blepping. It's the cutest thing.
by Sadizzle4Shizzle May 15, 2015
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blarping

Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.

It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.
Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.
by kevinbeal December 14, 2015
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beerping

to burp after having many beers
Antoine couldn't stop beerping after he finished a whole six pack!
by Shwevyanka July 28, 2010
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bleeping

a cool word used to block out or substitute swear words.

synonym is beep!
the word bleeping is so bleeping cool!! =)
by theproblematicchild June 11, 2006
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Blepping

The act of using a stiffened arm and hand to awkwardly pat an animal, object, or person.
Hudson: Aw, this dog deserves a good blepping! Blep! Blep!
by Goins and His Diet Coke December 4, 2016
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blurping mud

The act of wet farting with an especially low toned, bubble popping quality. Reminisent of geothermal mud pools, or molten lava, that expel gas through large surface bubbles.
Likely to leave uncomfortable 'reah splotch in undergarmets. Can be disastrous if one is freeballin'.

Possibly the root of the "brown noise."
I was trying to cut an SBD in the elevator, but ended up blurping mud in my shortpants!
by dfiantone December 16, 2005
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