assume

verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.

Ted assumed blondes are more fun than brunettes.

Bill: "Ted, so how did your date go with that hot blonde?"
Ted: "Dude, she was such a dud and boring as hell. I think I will go back to my brunette girl who's way more exciting."

by Mak&T September 5, 2008

Assume

to make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't

When you assume, you are making an ASS out of U or ME!

by Alice Green March 21, 2010

awsome

Mis-spelling of awesome.

Dude, it's awesome with an e!

by Cellist December 22, 2003

Assumptious

adjective

to frequently assume things

Katie thinks whenever she sees a guy stumbling around he must be drunk. She's very assumptious.

by Arrrbee August 20, 2006

asuma

The second most hot sensei of naruto, he is always smoking he is dating that girl with red eyes that wears an ugly dress, he is the sensei of shikamaru chouji and ino her favorite is shikamaru

So bad I think asuma is going to die in naruto shippuden

by Natsuki4680 July 8, 2015

Arsum

Arsum is like Awesome just more Awesome

The word was created by albert bjerre andersen

Albert bjerre andersen "i am arsum"

by kim lol August 3, 2010

Assume the position

assume the position: To tell someone to get down on all fours (hands and knees) preferably when they are naked. The person who is being told assumes they will be receiving something soon.

For example if I want to do my girlfriend doggie style I will tell her to assume the position.

by Old mr Fickelsworth gots game January 29, 2010