Assmeralda

Assmeralda is a bubbly butt, big booty girl who loves anal sex more than anything else. She can only orgasm from anal. She is the perfect anal queen.

Hey is that Esmeralda over there? She is my Assmeralda

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

Assimilation

It is what the United State's government did to the indigenous tribes in order to cast out the inner "native" from them. Involved sending the children to the state-run boarding schools in order to destroy their "savage" culture. In many cases, assimilation was the solution for the government to obtain land, stripping the indigenous of precious resources.

The United States forced assimilation upon Native Americans in means of "killing the indian, but saving the man."

by EARTH&WATER October 17, 2010

Assie

Much like the selfie an assie is when you try to get your whole ass and face in the pic at once, pronounced "ass see".

let me take an assie! That bitch over there is taking an assie, fucking hot.

by Cock-Man Rogers May 18, 2014

ASSymetrical Information

(Noun)When a member of the opposite sex believes sexual activity is about to occur when you actually know it is not an option.

This definition was born first year of MBA school w/ my friend and I after I had a few movie watching nights with a guy.

I dont know where he got that ASSymetrical information from but I had to end the movie then.

by Mamta March 1, 2005

Assimle

one who lies and makes him or herself look completely and utterly stupid.

"Blake you're an assimle!!!!!" or "Freaking assimle!"

by Fo'Shizz September 5, 2009

assie

Adj., someone or something that is ,indeed, being difficult or causing emotional trauma for at least one other human being..

I cannot seem to hook up this VCR, it's being quite assie.

by Stew Pedasso October 31, 2003

assile

The prettiest girl ever, she has beautiful eyes and hair, SHES AMAZING AND SWEET!!!!!!!

I wish I could be like Assile

by JAGSJSB May 24, 2020