assdiculous

-Term used to describe something that is not only stupid and absurd, but more than a little gay

"Don't be assdiculous, Watson."

"St. Anger is fucking assdiculous."

by Batrastard July 8, 2003

assflap

an extraneous piece of skin or webbing that covers the anus

Before we had the sex, I had to lift up her assflap.

by Gooney Goo Goo April 9, 2003

asscial tissue

A humorous term for toilet paper; a play on the phrase facial tissue

Facial tissue? It's on aisle 7, right beside the asscial tissue.

by GinaMarie October 8, 2007

assfinch

A self-important, but really insignificant, noisy, persistent asshole whose job is to bother you.

That freakish assfinch at starbucks kept asking me questions about my f-ing latte like he's trying to paint the sistene chapel.

by cneg February 16, 2007

assfinger noogie

A staked finger with quills protruding and extending from one's asshole. Stinks a bit. An assfinger noogie stings a bit but makes you ejaculate violently.

Damn, he gave me an assfinger noogie and I came like a shotgun.

by Ptrackinator October 20, 2017

assairaanh

A person who does not believe in masturbation. Will deny all accounts of sex.

See masturbation

Also related nun

<Cr3ton> sup joe00steel
<joe00steel> ...
<Cr3ton> Heard you had a nice night ;)
<joe00steel> me? no. i slept.
<Cr3ton> You are such a assairannh.

by P0s3r! March 7, 2004

assbinge

when a gay guy, who is upset goes on a sexual escapade

His boyfriend was cheating on him , so steve went on an assbinge

by atia October 12, 2007