associates

a term used to describe "bitches dat work da pole" or strippers.

those associates had no muhfuckin titties, yo.

by betchpleez March 1, 2011

appreciate

moaning at each other

He was appreciating the other person

by header April 4, 2005

Associate Degree

Primarily issued by second-rate community colleges, the bottom of the totem pole of postsecondary degrees. Not really much better than a high school diploma. Only good for use as a stepping stone to a Bachelor's Degree, or to score that shift manager position at your local McDonald's. Although taking only about two years to earn, those two years are a massive waste of time unless the holder plans on earning a Bachelor's Degree or better at a later date.

Joe earned his Associate Degree at his local community college, and is now employed at Harvard University... as the head of the cleaning crew.

The ghetto community college took an otherwise useful piece of paper, and made it worthless by turning it into an Associate Degree.

by likeaboss7343 April 14, 2014

Associatedcyberphobia

A new association probia brought on by spending massive amounts of time with a extremely fast web connection. Searching for photos of people you may know or want to connect with.
This phobia starts when you turn off your computer and go outside to find that EVERY person you see, you KNOW you have seen them online.
If it gets severe you may say "I just saw you on the interent, I know its you. But where? What website are you on? Myspace? Facebook? YA? Flickr? Youtube? Photobucket?....ect...." to everyone, then you jump into bushes to hide from everyone.
Switching to "dial-up" helps.
As seeing "website found.....waiting for reply" can be key words to possibly over come this phobia.

My therapist said my ASSOCIATEDCYBERPHOBIA is so severe cause I said his receptionist is on Match.com and Eharmony but with a squished bug for a photo I do not think she will score!"
I should have a 72 Mental Health Evaluation, he claims!

by lamoismynamo September 5, 2009

Associate status

A person with in a group who is not equal to the rest of the group as he/she separates themselves when the bill or check comes to the tables. He/She pays exactly what what was ordered instead of realizing they were part of an outing (birthday dinner or celebration) and should at least pay a fraction more then what they ordered since you are here for a celebration for another individual. They consider themselves friends but when it comes to paying for others they are alone as they don't buy drinks or rounds of drinks for the rest of the group (pending in the outing of course). They have a separate tap from the rest of the group. Always the first one to look at the tap (bill, check) to separate the math on what they ordered. Exclude other individuals when pertaining to an outing.

Damn, look a Marisa! I can't believe we invited her and shes not willing to put in extra money for Ron's birthday dinner? Why should he (Ron) pay if we are here celebrating his birthday? She is definitely associate status from this point forward. Oh my God, is she really taking out coins as well?

by The Elected 1 January 15, 2012

I appreciate your candor

I quick polite and condescending phrase that implies that the user knows what is being implied and in fact does not care for the implication.

Also known as "I don't give a fuck what you think, but thanks"

Woman: Honey, you can really drink a lot. You should be proud.

Man: I appreciate your candor. Now blow me.

by CaptAhab June 6, 2013

Approciate

To have an inappropriate appreciation for something belonging to another, or an act done by somebody else.

Carl: Gee, Lora, I really approciate your amazing and large breasts.
Lora: Awe, thanks Carl, you're the sweetest!

by Boobs_McGrath June 23, 2016