To squirt and/or erupt large amounts of excrement while running at high speeds. This happens more regularly to those of a Mexican disposition. Usually resulting in thunderous laughter and name calling.
by OHMYGODIT'SNICK March 1, 2011
Get the Chillie Wagon mug.Someone who openly flames and shit talks many people, yet doesn't have a return address for there shit talk.
"Earl Fartsack" has 501 friends on an internet social network, he regularly flames and all caps messages their public spaces, but yet "Earl Fartsack" himself doesn't let anyone or thing reply to him. What a total bounce wagon, mother spunk face's Bounce Wagon needs to be falcon punched.
by JohnTuckerismybirfday July 20, 2011
Get the Bounce Wagon mug.A slang term for the mobility scooter. The term is defined due its most popular user... the cripple, and the phenomenal speeds it can come out with makes it comparable to that of a wagon.
In the late hours of the day, the male OAPs where revving their cripple wagons to try and impress the grannies on their way to bingo.
by zuma revenge November 6, 2011
Get the cripple wagon mug.similar to band wagoner, but when some one has passed away before their time and everyone starts saying that the person who has died was their "best friend", or that they were so close with the person. mainly occurs in people who don't really have a cause in life and need to find some way to get attention and feel like they've done something productive for once. mostly occurs with teen deaths.
person 1: did you hear about joe? :(
Burden wagoner: yeah man, its too bad, that kid was my best friend.
person 1: didnt you only have like 1 class with him?
Burden wagoner: nah man. we hung out all the time and we were real close
person 1: oh, yeah okay.
Burden wagoner: no im serious, we really did hang out all the time.
person 1: alright. (sarcasm)
Burden wagoner: yeah man, its too bad, that kid was my best friend.
person 1: didnt you only have like 1 class with him?
Burden wagoner: nah man. we hung out all the time and we were real close
person 1: oh, yeah okay.
Burden wagoner: no im serious, we really did hang out all the time.
person 1: alright. (sarcasm)
by jigggg November 23, 2011
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Billy Joe; Lookie there bubba, here comes another jig wagon.
Bubba; Yeah, them nigs done up to no good.
Bubba; Yeah, them nigs done up to no good.
by Mohammad Gonzales September 27, 2011
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