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School

Absolute hell. People who don't like school are called "dumb" and people who actually like it are "nerds"

It is hell for both sides and nobody wins
Mrs. Insertlastname: School is cool!

Bob the student: No it isn't
by IntergalactalEnergy January 10, 2023
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school

its a place were you waste brain space on shit that you will most likely never ue in your future life. school is a way to ruin your life by turning your parents mean and punishing you over the top making you question your sanity and the teachers and work at to that pressure. then you get depression.
man school sucks.... ya it gives me depression
by boi_mayonaise October 28, 2017
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School

S - seven

C - cruel

H - hours

O - of

O - our
L - lives
by Teddybearenthusiast January 12, 2016
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School

Where you are right now. When you are very bored so you look up school while you are there.
Hey bro we should look up school on urban dictionary!
by Relizable May 7, 2019
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School

So, school goes on for about 7 hours a day for about 180 days of the year. That one year of school is 1,260 hours of our life that are wasted on mostly useless subjects. now times 1,260 by 12 years of school. You get 15,120 hours. That's just 1st through 12th grade. now add kindergarten and preschool. That's 17,640 hours. That's the necessary stuff. Now bring in the BIG numbers.

For a bachelor's degree in college, you need to go through at least 4 years of college to get your degree so that's 5,040 hours of college. Add that onto the 17,640 hours of necessary school and you get 22,680 hours of schooling. That's 945 days of school. School wastes around 3 years of our life. Not all at once, but slowly every day, 7 hours by 7 hours.

Now, I'm not saying that school Isn't important. I'm just saying that we all probably don't need to know what the equation of pi is or what the Mayan god's names were. Maybe spend that time on how to defend ourselves, or how to raise a kid. Now, I'm only thirteen and in 7th grade but I've had 7 older siblings complain about how useless most parts of highschool seem. I'm just saying that those three years of our lives could be better spent.

(BTW, it's 1:30 in the morning so my math may be a Lil off so don't scream at me...)
Mom: JIMMY! GET UP! YOU HAVE TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL!!
*Jimmy continues to sleep*
by EchoGold February 16, 2020
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School

School is a prison where people are forced to learn things in torture. Everybody hates school.
Meme I found online:
School!!!? know what that means!!??? 7 hours of no anime!
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School

It isn't forcing you to be with people you dont like it actually encourages antibullying, people just suck. It looks like a prison because people keep skipping and such making them have to keep you in, that and they're trying to keep bad people out. It teaches "un needed courses" because you dont completely know what you want until college or maybe highschool. Just because some teachers are crappy doesnt mean school is, school is not just one thing it is simply a branch from the government that is constantly mistreated by other people's stupidity. You wanna blame someone for your drama blame people or the school board or even the government if you wanna be cliche, school is not the problem because its not one thing its more of an idea being poorly carried out.
person 1: "hey where are you going after summer break"
person 2: "oh, i forgot its name but the school down the street where you learn important subjects for the future and subjects just in case a plan fails"
person 1: "dude, thats every school"
by stopbeingdumb220 July 30, 2019
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