Church mouse 

A church mouse is a mouse that lives in a church, but in slang, it means a dude with a very small dick; a micro penis.

Karen: Lindy says Bob is great with his tongue, but she really doesn't seem satisfied.

Dee: Maybe Bob is a church mouse.

Karen: Meaning?

Dee: He has a super small dick.

Church mouse by Skorpious July 10, 2020

golden mouse club 

Elite Group of Treasure Coast LaN party members...

Roy is not in the Golden Mouse Club...

golden mouse club by fookme April 19, 2004

mickey mouse copy 

A fake or illegal copy of something

I've got a mickey mouse copy of this new game.

mickey mouse copy by Jono. April 24, 2008

meno mouse trap 

when a girl is gonna give you a bj. you tuck in your dick between your legs and when she comes into to give you a bj you let your dick go and it hits her face

dude i gave this girl the meno mouse trap it was hilarious

meno mouse trap by da hood man 88 March 30, 2009

SERI-MOUSE 

When you're really serious about something but its just to good to be true

Zach: are you serious
Carly: yee im SERI-MOUSE

SERI-MOUSE by armageddon123 May 26, 2009

Clicky Mouse 

A cross-breed of Cloud from Final Fantasy and the Mickey Mouse from Kingdom Hearts.
He is very emo because of his parents and doesn't have many friends.

Sally: OMFG Clicky! How are you?
Clicky: HOW DO YOU THINK I'M DOING? >:|

C'mon down to Clicky Mouse Club House!

Elizabeth: I wonder what would happen if Cloud and Mickey Mouse had a child.
Betty: Their lovechild would be so emo. And his name would be Clicky.

Clicky Mouse by TofuWater September 20, 2009

Fancy Mouse 

the act of ejaculating on a mouse ( fur color doesn't matter) and then teasing it till it runs into your lover's vagina/anus

John said, "I gave Susie the ole' Fancy Mouse last night."

Fancy Mouse by AlaskanThunderFuck April 18, 2010