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A church mouse is a mouse that lives in a church, but in slang, it means a dude with a very small dick; a micro penis.
Karen: Lindy says Bob is great with his tongue, but she really doesn't seem satisfied.
Dee: Maybe Bob is a church mouse.
Karen: Meaning?
Dee: He has a super small dick.
Dee: Maybe Bob is a church mouse.
Karen: Meaning?
Dee: He has a super small dick.
by Skorpious July 10, 2020
Get the Church mouse mug.A juice box is a small rectangular container that people use a straw to drink juice out of, but in slang, it means a guy that cums from being teabagged.
Valerie: I'll bet Eddy over there would really love this fat mouth around his cock.
Jill: Not really, but he is a Juice Box.
Valerie: What the hell does that mean?
Jill: Blowjobs don't do anything for him, but he'll nut hard on your face if you suck his balls.
Jill: Not really, but he is a Juice Box.
Valerie: What the hell does that mean?
Jill: Blowjobs don't do anything for him, but he'll nut hard on your face if you suck his balls.
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
Get the Juice Box mug.A juice box is a small rectangular container that people use a straw to drink juice out of, but in slang, it means a guy that cums from being teabagged.
Valerie: I'll bet Eddy over there would really love this fat mouth around his cock.
Jill: Not really, but he is a Juice Box.
Valerie: What the hell does that mean?
Jill: Blowjobs don't do anything for him, but he'll nut hard on your face if you suck his balls.
Jill: Not really, but he is a Juice Box.
Valerie: What the hell does that mean?
Jill: Blowjobs don't do anything for him, but he'll nut hard on your face if you suck his balls.
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
Get the Juice Box mug.A juice box is a small rectangular container that people use a straw to drink juice out of, but in slang, it means a guy that cums from being teabagged.
Valerie: I'll bet Eddy over there would really love this fat mouth around his cock.
Jill: Not really, but he is a Juice Box.
Valerie: What the hell does that mean?
Jill: Blowjobs don't do anything for him, but he'll nut hard on your face if you suck his balls.
Jill: Not really, but he is a Juice Box.
Valerie: What the hell does that mean?
Jill: Blowjobs don't do anything for him, but he'll nut hard on your face if you suck his balls.
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
Get the Juice Box mug.Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!
Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
Get the News mug.Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!
Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
Get the News mug.Cottonmouth King is a White person living in the hood that uses racist words when they talk to Black folks.
Eddie: Kalen is a White piece of trash. You hear that boy the other day? He's calling Black folks monkeys and saying that white privilege is nothing but a myth.
Murphy: He's a Cottonmouth King. What did you expect?
Murphy: He's a Cottonmouth King. What did you expect?
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
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