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Blowjob is from the Polish word Robić loda
(Pronunciation: IPA:ˈrɔbit͡ɕ ˈlɔda) which literally translates to “make an ice cream” (cone). So, a Polish Blowjob is where a man has anal sex with a girl, pulls it out (the ice cream) of her ass, and finishes himself off in her mouth (the cone).
Tina: What's it called if you fuck me in the ass and then I finish you off with a blowjob?

George: A Polish Blowjob.
by Skorpious June 29, 2020

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A polish slumlord is a guy that performs analingus on a girl's booty just so she'll be horny enough to let him shove his dick in her ass.
Ron: How is Bob always getting ass from all the girls?

Howard: He's probably a Polish Slumlord. Chicks dig that shit, man.
by Skorpious July 17, 2020

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A Kool Aid Drinker is a chick that loves to suck the dicks of men on their periods.
Suzy: Lizzy just came out of the restroom with Bill and now her mouth is all red.

Eddy: Lizzy must be a Kool Aid Drinker.

Suzy: What does that mean?

Eddy: Bill is having his man period.
by Skorpious July 17, 2020

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A Kool Aid Drinker is a chick that loves to suck the dicks of men on their periods.
Suzy: Lizzy just came out of the restroom with Bill and now her mouth is all red.

Eddy: Lizzy must be a Kool Aid Drinker.

Suzy: What does that mean?

Eddy: Bill is having his man period.
by Skorpious July 17, 2020

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Cottonmouth King is a White person living in the hood that uses racist words when they talk to Black folks.
Eddie: Kalen is a White piece of trash. You hear that boy the other day? He's calling Black folks monkeys and saying that white privilege is nothing but a myth.

Murphy: He's a Cottonmouth King. What did you expect?
by Skorpious July 17, 2020

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Cottonmouth King is a White person living in the hood that uses racist words when they talk to Black folks.
Eddie: Kalen is a White piece of trash. You hear that boy the other day? He's calling Black folks monkeys and saying that white privilege is nothing but a myth.

Murphy: He's a Cottonmouth King. What did you expect?
by Skorpious July 17, 2020

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News is instructions on a person's TV used to program their brain; propaganda.
Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!

Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
by Skorpious July 17, 2020

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