A polish slumlord is a guy that performs analingus on a girl's booty just so she'll be horny enough to let him shove his dick in her ass.
Ron: How is Bob always getting ass from all the girls?
Howard: He's probably a Polish Slumlord. Chicks dig that shit, man.
Howard: He's probably a Polish Slumlord. Chicks dig that shit, man.
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
Get the Polish Slumlordmug. Cottonmouth King is a White person living in the hood that uses racist words when they talk to Black folks.
Eddie: Kalen is a White piece of trash. You hear that boy the other day? He's calling Black folks monkeys and saying that white privilege is nothing but a myth.
Murphy: He's a Cottonmouth King. What did you expect?
Murphy: He's a Cottonmouth King. What did you expect?
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
Get the Cottonmouth Kingmug. A church mouse is a mouse that lives in a church, but in slang, it means a dude with a very small dick; a micro penis.
Karen: Lindy says Bob is great with his tongue, but she really doesn't seem satisfied.
Dee: Maybe Bob is a church mouse.
Karen: Meaning?
Dee: He has a super small dick.
Dee: Maybe Bob is a church mouse.
Karen: Meaning?
Dee: He has a super small dick.
by Skorpious July 10, 2020
Get the Church mousemug. A juice box is a small rectangular container that people use a straw to drink juice out of, but in slang, it means a guy that cums from being teabagged.
Valerie: I'll bet Eddy over there would really love this fat mouth around his cock.
Jill: Not really, but he is a Juice Box.
Valerie: What the hell does that mean?
Jill: Blowjobs don't do anything for him, but he'll nut hard on your face if you suck his balls.
Jill: Not really, but he is a Juice Box.
Valerie: What the hell does that mean?
Jill: Blowjobs don't do anything for him, but he'll nut hard on your face if you suck his balls.
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
Get the Juice Boxmug. Blowjob is from the Polish word Robić loda
(Pronunciation: IPA:ˈrɔbit͡ɕ ˈlɔda) which literally translates to “make an ice cream” (cone). So, a Polish Blowjob is where a man has anal sex with a girl, pulls it out (the ice cream) of her ass, and finishes himself off in her mouth (the cone).
(Pronunciation: IPA:ˈrɔbit͡ɕ ˈlɔda) which literally translates to “make an ice cream” (cone). So, a Polish Blowjob is where a man has anal sex with a girl, pulls it out (the ice cream) of her ass, and finishes himself off in her mouth (the cone).
Tina: What's it called if you fuck me in the ass and then I finish you off with a blowjob?
George: A Polish Blowjob.
George: A Polish Blowjob.
by Skorpious June 29, 2020
Get the Polish Blowjobmug. A juice box is a small rectangular container that people use a straw to drink juice out of, but in slang, it means a guy that cums from being teabagged.
Valerie: I'll bet Eddy over there would really love this fat mouth around his cock.
Jill: Not really, but he is a Juice Box.
Valerie: What the hell does that mean?
Jill: Blowjobs don't do anything for him, but he'll nut hard on your face if you suck his balls.
Jill: Not really, but he is a Juice Box.
Valerie: What the hell does that mean?
Jill: Blowjobs don't do anything for him, but he'll nut hard on your face if you suck his balls.
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
Get the Juice Boxmug. Dave: Bob invited Jared to his place and now he says $200,000 is missing from his bank account.
Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.
Dave: What is that?
Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.
*Dave calls Bob on phone*
Bob: Hello?
Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?
Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.
Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.
Dave: What is that?
Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.
*Dave calls Bob on phone*
Bob: Hello?
Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?
Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.
by Skorpious June 29, 2020
Get the Nigerian Mastermindmug.