dildo smildo

A noun. A dildo with a large personality.

Wow! Look at that dildo smildo!

by Smildo December 12, 2019

Dildo

Male who just lie there during sex, without moving. They are the male equivalent to a “starfish”.

He talks big, but is a dildo in bed.

by Justagirl1991 March 7, 2020

Dildo Chip

Deep fried dildo seasoned with garlic

“I got hungry and horny do I made a dildo chip*

by Some bitch here April 15, 2020

Dildo King

The King Of Dildos, they have dragon dildo anal beads in there ass at all times.

"The dildo king needs you to pay your lube taxes."

by Choader Boater May 16, 2020

dildolaugh

The secret backhanded laugh a dildo makes for the mere fact a woman is mastubating instead of making fuck with a random gentleman.

Often smug, her dildolaugh was heard all the way to heaven.

by Poo bah 💩 😇 June 2, 2020

digloo

a person playing amoung us who is on discord with their friend and their friend dies so they tell everyone who the imposter is.

A: ITS RED!! RED KILLED MY FRIEND WERE ON DISCORD
B: Vote blue for being a digloo
red has voted
yellow has voted
pink has voted
cyan has voted
lime has voted
green has voted
purple has voted
orange has voted
white has voted
A: I hate all of you.

by hmcshizzle November 2, 2020

Dildo

A toy which girls use or a fucking island,who named an island as Dildo?

Man 1: Wow that's a huge Dildo!
Man 2: You talking about that toy or the island?

by DumbestWordsEver November 26, 2020