crankwitch

A crankwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has endured years of drug abuse.
She is missing teeth, the ones left are rotten from neglect. She is so ugly; "You woundn't fuck her with a roadkilled snake."

That crankwitch whore that hangs at the minimart? Is she really your mom?

by Jim Inman August 22, 2006

Cranchety

A contracted form of cranky and crotchety, used to describe someone who is in a really bad mood.

You must not have gotten laid in a while, you are very cranchety today.

by Big Tilly October 6, 2006

Cranial Elephantitis

The medical condition involving severe swelling of one's skull until said skull reaches an absurd girth.

As a kindergartener, Nils learned at an early age that his cranial elephantitis would prevent him from fitting through most doors, and as a result he would die alone and lonely

by LVGP January 22, 2009

Crank drink

Red bull + 4 shots of espresso

If you've been poisoned with the Beijing cocktail, this should keep you alive for a while.

Chev: Doc, you gotta do something for me
Doc Miles: Get yourself lots of caffeine, make a crank drink

by karmazon April 18, 2009

cranston jaw breaker

when your girl lays on her back and you proceed to drop your nuts in her mouth.

Dammmm kidd this bitch was madd cranstonn last nightt, she made me give her the cranston jaw breaker.

by the cranston idiot August 16, 2010

craneing

Ripping a girls tampon out with your teeth than dipping it in your partners mouth

I can't play basketball tonight my neck is still so from craneing with your mum last night

by Doctor smear August 23, 2014

The Crane Game

When a person inserts a tampon into their anus and ties a loop in the string and tries to pick up objects and carry them to a specific location without dropping said object.

Sammy's mom and I were playing the crane game and Sammy's mom tried to pick up a lava lamp when she fell on it. Needless to say that wasn't the only thing to go in her ass that day.

by contr0l July 26, 2008