baby bump

The abdomen area of a pregnant woman. As the fetus/baby grows so does a woman's belly. Thus it is referred to as a "baby bump."

"Looking at the size of her baby bump she must be due any day."
"Is she getting fatter or is that a baby bump?"

by angel carter March 17, 2006

miracle from the baby Jesus

Something so wondrous or unlikely of happening that it has to be a miracle from the baby Jesus himself.

Ice-T's wife, Coco has an ass so glorious that is a miracle from the baby Jesus.

Chuck Norris being elected president would be a miracle from the bJesus.

by Alyson Clair October 28, 2008

Valentine's Day baby

Baby born in the month of November likely conceived from passionate sex on Valentine's Day.

Our daughter was born right around Thanksgiving. I am 100 percent sure that she is a Valentine's Day baby.

by yes juanito yes November 13, 2014

fur baby

noun - A term that childless couples use to describe their pet(s). Also known as a "pet child."

I got the best birthday present for my fur baby, Mittens - a diamond-studded collar!

by Goolia January 11, 2008

Flipper Baby

A severely deformed baby, normally created by abusing whippits while pregnant or some other drug. Most do not survive or end up major pop stars.

Shit, I shouldn't have had sex on X, now I have this lame ass flipper baby.

by CaseyLC June 2, 2008

big baby jesus

bestest rapper in the goddamned universe.

Bib baby jesus postulates, "if a pussy could talk, what would you ask it?"

by Big Baby Jesus April 28, 2005

Walmart baby

An infant or toddler that has a runny nose or otherwise looks dirty.

My 2 year-old has snot crusted on her face because she has a nasty cold. She looks like a Walmart baby today.

by melocruze November 9, 2008