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labyrinth effect 

1. When you think something isn't is like that but it's not
Max: "What? Isn't there 3 parts?"
Chad: "No there's only 2, you're having a labyrinth effect"
labyrinth effect by Maxwell_Edison September 6, 2021

Labyrinthitis 

A distressing disorder by which a sufferer is obsessed with the 1986 film Labyrinth, featuring David Bowie.

Symptoms include:
- Excessively quoting lines from the film
- Excessively re-watching the film
- Becoming entranced by the film when it is watched
- Becoming entranced by David Bowie's balls whilst watching
- Noticing David Bowies balls
- Talking like Bowie.
Man: Woah, that smells terrible!
Person: Its the bog of eternal stench!
Man: Labyrinthitis?
Person: Yeah...

Woman: Whatcha dooooing?
Man: Nothing.
Woman: Nothing? Nothing, Tralala?

Person watching film: ....
Other person: Hey, what you watching:
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Is that... You're watching it again?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: HELLO???
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Fine. Be like that. -walks away-
Person watching film: ...Huh? You say something?

Builder: Sorry ladies, path's closed. Turn back.
Girl 1: (in a bowie voice) Turn Back Sarah.
Girl 2: What a pity.
Builder: Poor girls, got Labyrinthitis.

Labyrinth 

A metaphorical maze sometimes used in the cause of confusion.

Originates from Greek Mythology as it was a structure that was built. After the builder made it, he couldn't get out of it so that is why it is a maze.
Girl: How will be ever get out of this Labyrinth?!?!
Boy: The world may never know
Labyrinth by Sam Waters January 10, 2014

Magi: Labyrinth of Magic 

Magi: Labyrinth of Magic is an anime developed by the awesome creator, Shinobu Ohtaka !!
Magi is a action and fantasy filled anime created in 2013-2016.
The anime is godly istg go watch rn you bozo
Person 1: I just watched Magi: Labyrinth of Magic ! It was so good!! Have you ever heard of it? Its super underrated and has amazing graphics and is overall the best!! :DD
Person 2: No I haven't! It sounds great though! Im gonna watch it rn! )what you should do rn or ill come and kidnap ur dog /j)

Fabric Labyrinth

The beguiling pieces of overlapping fabric on the front of men’s briefs that have to be navigated by a penis in advance of peeing.
I pissed myself because I couldn’t get through the fabric labyrinth quickly enough. Damn you, Hanes!
Fabric Labyrinth by Stu Caruthers January 6, 2020

Ragnarok Labyrinth NFT 

This is fucking shit NFT game that they just said that grand opening is already but you just fucking stuck on endless loading! Their developer is so fucking lazy to fix the issue and they just fucking dissappoint a pre registered played! They just announce on facebook that they will fix it but it is a complete lie becuase they just want a popularity on Facebook!
Hey I just installed a game called Ragnarok Labyrinth NFT and its finally opened to public!
(Few moments later)
(Loading.... Loading .... Loading.....)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE GRAVITY GAME LINK! MAINTENANCE ON THE OPENING!

Friend:YES WE SHOULD JUST FUCKING DROP THAT SHITTY GAME! GRAVITY GAME LINK IS JUST WANT TO DISSAPOINT THEIR PLAYERS!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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