Blabyrinth

Blabyrinth: An astonishingly complicated and evasive verbal answer, often to an uncomfortable question. A hybrid of blabber and labyrinth.

When asked a simple and direct question, the politician attempted to save himself embarrassment and instead of a direct response, responded with a blabyrinth.

by S. Logan February 27, 2017

labyrinth effect

1. When you think something isn't is like that but it's not

Max: "What? Isn't there 3 parts?"
Chad: "No there's only 2, you're having a labyrinth effect"

by Maxwell_Edison September 6, 2021

Labyrinthitis

A distressing disorder by which a sufferer is obsessed with the 1986 film Labyrinth, featuring David Bowie.

Symptoms include:
- Excessively quoting lines from the film
- Excessively re-watching the film
- Becoming entranced by the film when it is watched
- Becoming entranced by David Bowie's balls whilst watching
- Noticing David Bowies balls
- Talking like Bowie.

Man: Woah, that smells terrible!
Person: Its the bog of eternal stench!
Man: Labyrinthitis?
Person: Yeah...

Woman: Whatcha dooooing?
Man: Nothing.
Woman: Nothing? Nothing, Tralala?

Person watching film: ....
Other person: Hey, what you watching:
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Is that... You're watching it again?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: HELLO???
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Fine. Be like that. -walks away-
Person watching film: ...Huh? You say something?

Builder: Sorry ladies, path's closed. Turn back.
Girl 1: (in a bowie voice) Turn Back Sarah.
Girl 2: What a pity.
Builder: Poor girls, got Labyrinthitis.

by Definitely Not Simon May 9, 2012

Labyrinth

A metaphorical maze sometimes used in the cause of confusion.

Originates from Greek Mythology as it was a structure that was built. After the builder made it, he couldn't get out of it so that is why it is a maze.

Girl: How will be ever get out of this Labyrinth?!?!
Boy: The world may never know

by Sam Waters January 10, 2014

Magi: Labyrinth of Magic

Magi: Labyrinth of Magic is an anime developed by the awesome creator, Shinobu Ohtaka !!
Magi is a action and fantasy filled anime created in 2013-2016.
The anime is godly istg go watch rn you bozo

Person 1: I just watched Magi: Labyrinth of Magic ! It was so good!! Have you ever heard of it? Its super underrated and has amazing graphics and is overall the best!! :DD
Person 2: No I haven't! It sounds great though! Im gonna watch it rn! )what you should do rn or ill come and kidnap ur dog /j)

by kazuichi.k June 21, 2021

Fabric Labyrinth

The beguiling pieces of overlapping fabric on the front of men’s briefs that have to be navigated by a penis in advance of peeing.

I pissed myself because I couldn’t get through the fabric labyrinth quickly enough. Damn you, Hanes!

by Stu Caruthers January 6, 2020

Ragnarok Labyrinth NFT

This is fucking shit NFT game that they just said that grand opening is already but you just fucking stuck on endless loading! Their developer is so fucking lazy to fix the issue and they just fucking dissappoint a pre registered played! They just announce on facebook that they will fix it but it is a complete lie becuase they just want a popularity on Facebook!

Hey I just installed a game called Ragnarok Labyrinth NFT and its finally opened to public!
(Few moments later)
(Loading.... Loading .... Loading.....)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE GRAVITY GAME LINK! MAINTENANCE ON THE OPENING!

Friend:YES WE SHOULD JUST FUCKING DROP THAT SHITTY GAME! GRAVITY GAME LINK IS JUST WANT TO DISSAPOINT THEIR PLAYERS!

by Fuck Ragnarok April 12, 2022