Wiper

When you take a huge, pasty shit and your asshole is caked in your fecal matter resulting in the use of half of the toilet paper roll.

God damn that shit was a wiper. I had to take a shower after that one.

by Dynamo22 April 26, 2009

wipersnaper

A younger person who likes to make trouble.

"That young wipersnaper just stole my purse!"

by Mr. Breadheadman July 4, 2011

Wipeout

A TV show on ABC where Contestants compete on what is billed as "the world's largest obstacle course". Obstacles change from season to season, but the trademark obstacle, the "Big Balls", remains. Contestants must try to cross four large red balls without falling off. Though this task is practically impossible, a few contestants have successfully crossed them. Other elements often seen include the "Sucker Punch", the "Sweeper Arm", and the "Dreadmill".

-Dude! Did you watch Wipeout last night?!
-Yeah, I did! Did you see Ariel Tweto? She was the first person to ever make it all the way across the Big Balls!

by ConKibs July 31, 2011

total wipeout

A truly awful remake of Ninja Warrior, currently showing on BBC One and presented by dward Richard Hammond.

"Hey did you watch ninja warrior the other day? Those guys are so athletic its insane!"
"Nah mate I was watching fat british people get soaked on total wipeout"
"LOL fail"

by phoenix_22 July 25, 2009

Wipeout

When you're surfing the web and you completely forget where you were going to go next.

I sat there staring at the entry bar, it was obvious I'd had a wipeout.

by Lord Sammy of the BBQ November 17, 2010

hand wipes

Monk the OCD detecive's problem. Must keep hands clean

I need a wip, Sharona his nurse

by doctor b November 15, 2004

Windshield wiper

A sexual act performed by men of advancing years who cannot blast sperm onto their partner's face as they previously could. To compensate for the lack of launch power, the man jizzes into his hand and then wipes the jizz across his partner's face in a side to side motion, much like a windshield wiper.

Grandpa Ken can't blast his load onto Janes face like he once could, but she still enjoys when he gives her the windshield wiper.

by wschwie March 29, 2016